Foundation made of piss and vinegar . . . . . .
Monday, December 31, 2001
  i don't feel good, me, james, b and sam were supposed to go see lotr today... but i don't think we are, have i mentioned that i went to sleep around 3pm yesterday, woke up at 11pm and still haven't slept -_- im so very tired, and i don't feel good.. and im hungry, but imnot, cuz when i think about eating, i just get sicker feeling ::grumbles:: therer are pictures on oekaki that i want to comment on, but i don't want to type anything else right now.... ::wails:: everythingis pissed me off, my sister completly fried my space bar so now i don't even feel it click,it just goes in and don't make a sound, unless you whack it like there is no tomorrow.. 
  my joints hurt 
  you know, i haven't eaten since like 1 am last night, and i am very hungry..... my brother and i cooked big turkey, it cooked, but i don't want any, cuz i feel comepletly awful.. 
  0|\|3 r||\|g 7o ru|3 7|-|3|\/| 4||, 0|\|3 r||\|g 7o f||\|d 7|-|3|\/|, 0|\|3 r||\|g 70 br||\|g 7|-|3|\/| 4||, 4|\|d ||\| 7|-|3 d4r|<|\|3$$ b||\|d 7|-|3|\/|.....
XDDDDDDDDDDDDD im just being a jack off, don't mind me...
 
Sunday, December 30, 2001
  Listening to : Hair - by the Cowsills
She asked him why
Why I'm a hairy guy
I'm hairy noon and nighty-night night
My hair is a fright
I'm hairy high and low
But don't ask me why
'Cause he don't know
It's not for lack of bread
Like the Grateful Dead
Darling

Gimme a head with hair
Long beautiful hair
Shining, gleaming,
Streaming, flaxen, waxen

Give me it down to there (hair)
Shoulder length or longer (hair)
Here baby, there mama
Everywhere daddy daddy

Hair (hair, hair, hair, hair, hair, hair)
Throw it, show it
Long as I can grow it
My hair

I let it fly in the breeze
And get caught in the trees
Give a home for the fleas in my hair
A home for fleas
A hive for bees
A nest for birds
There ain't no words
For the beauty, the splendor, the wonder
Of my...

Hair (hair, hair, hair, hair, hair, hair)
Throw it, show it
Long as I can grow it
My hair

I want it long, straight, curly, fuzzy
Snaggy, shaggy, ratty, matty
Oily, greasy, fleecy
Shining, gleaming, streaming
Flaxen, waxen
Knotted, polka-dotted
Twisted, beaded, braided
Powdered, flowered, and confettied
Mangled, tangled, spangled, and spaghettied!

Oh say can you see
My eyes if you can
Then my hair's too short

Down to here
Down to there
Down to there
Down to where
It stops by itself
No, never have to cut it 'cause it stops by itself

Oh gimme a head with hair
Long beautiful hair
Shining, gleaming,
Streaming, flaxen, waxen

Oh won't you gimme it down to there (hair)
Shoulder length or longer (hair)
Here baby, there mama
Everywhere daddy daddy

Hair (hair, hair, hair, hair, hair, hair)
Throw it, show it
Long as I can grow it
My hair (hair, hair, hair, hair, hair, hair)
Throw it, show it
Long as I can grow it
My hair (hair, hair, hair, hair, hair, hair, hair..............)
Hair!


XDDDDDDDD 'tis a GOOD SONG TO BOOT! the phones ringing but im not answering it. 
  this has to be my favourite refferal OF all.. well exept for the medabots ate my balls one, that was just piss-jokes!

30 Dec, Sun, 16:28:17 Yahoo: metal gear solid yaoi

XDDDD I LOVE THIS PERSON! ::laughs:: yeah Otacon and Snake at the end, should have revealed their "Relationship" XDDDDD just like at the ending of LoTR, samwise should have kissed frodo! IT WOULD HAVE BEEENN SOOOOOOOOOO CCCCCCCUUUUUUUUUTTTTTTTTEEEEE! ::dances:: XDD well, at least to some people (like me!) XDDDDDD i amuse myself toa great extent 
  i just woke up gruhuhuhah, i want b to get up, im bored, i dreamed about Frodo (Elijah!) ::twirls:: he's so cuuuttteee, and i love his name, Elijah.... at first i wasn't sure on how it was said, but now i know its like "EEE-LIE-JUH" XDDD today i was telling b about how Frodo was bite size, and stuff, it was funny.... mmkay, im gonna lay back down, i have a bad stomach ache, and my mommy and daddy are still up north, i could have went, i might have gotten wasted, but... the people they went to see, ive known them all my life, and they have 3 sons, and well, i don't LIKE them -_- they're just like ... people that i knew, and don't want to seee ever again, especially not now, cuz i suppose they have all changed muchly, and yet i am still the same, so pleh....  
 



Take the What Should Your New Year's Resolution Be? Quiz



XDDDDDDDDDD thats fitting, no? 
  i have many things to say at this moment but i don't feel liike tppyying them soooo piss off 
Saturday, December 29, 2001
  ::snore snore:: huh? that cold medicine knocked me out... and it doesn't ever work..... maybe if i walk a little.... 
  stay+deanna kirk+mp3 (what? deanna kirk? ::confused:: yes.)
baby got back-casual nudity in dbz (uh... no)
1960 IMPALA (when did i ever mention a impala?)
Medabot comics (not here, jack off!)
Medabot toys (only if its a medabot D toy!)
Piss*V*picture (what?)
cardcaptor sex (no.)
chibi trowa (also no)
medabot toys (only medabot D)
sim skins+incubus (that's a good idea, but not here)
cardcaptor sex (again no.)
piss (on a stick)
metal gear solid nude fanart (XDDDDDDDDDDDDD I DREW SOME! I DREW SOME! with a strategically placed objecttho.. whoever searched for this is my new bestest friend ::laughs::)
oekaki legolas (not here, i haven't drawn one, but ive seen a few...)
+piss (i like to +piss too)



wasnt that fun kids!? its over... go home. 
  UurggGhhOOoOOOHhUHUGHHHH!! ::shivers:: my window is frozen open, and its coooolllldddd in heeerrrrrreeeeee, me and b are gonna see lord of the rings again, XD but this time we're gonna goto this cheap theatre and shes gonna lie about her age XDDDD, lol were seeing it AGAIN ::laughs:: my heachache is gone, and i had a CRAZY dream, i donno there were alot of snakes, and swimming, and saruman(the crazy white haired wizard guy) wanted this bandaide i had, cuz bilbo gave it to me, and to get money, i had to give blood, and i DID it myself, and the needle HURT like a fucker, yeah THEN i got the bandaide, and bilbo got crushed by these crocs, and then saruman was using his magic at me, cuz he wanted the bandaide... okay maybe i should start again from the beginning,
kay it started out i was driving across middle earth with these people with a camera in this van, and something went on, and i was killed by this snake(or something), then i was in this cave, and there were a bunch of them orcs, and the uruk-hai doods, and for some reason there were all these crocodiles with them, and there was this one bitch, i don't know who it was tho.. oh yah and bilbo was there, and you had to give blood and let saruman ring the bell, and then you'd get this money, and you had to steal things from other people, but i was up on this ledge so no one could steal my stuff, so the first time ididn't do anything, and they said if i didnt even try they'd kill me, so the second time i got a needle from that bitch, and took some of my own blood out, and right before the time was up, i said "does anyone have anything?" and it was quiet, and bilbo yelled "I have a bandaide!" and i jumped down and got it, cuz there were all these orcs, and crocs laying on him, it looked like they were playing football and they all wanted the ball from bilbo, but they weren't, then i went back upto the ledge with that bitch, and saruman, and then the time was up, but saruman said to me "oops, i forgot to ring the bell.." he said it SO evilly like he MEANT to NOT ring it "oh well, you can cash your goods in this time" but this time he started going nuts and bilbo got crushed, then he wanted the bandaide, and i was like NooOOOOOOOoo! and i hid in this little hole in the wall, but the uruk-hai got me, and killed me, now i was back on the ledge with the bandaide, and i took off out of the cave, and i jumped into the water, and i've dream of this shore before, and there are these two snakes that live there, that are always sleeping, but i gotta be quick and quiet near them.... oh yeah the snakes, and stuff can talk... @_@ okay, so i swam past the first one, which was albino, and really big, like some sort of a viper, or anaconda, and the second one was awake, and was eating this fish, but like i hit him in the head with my hand by mistake, and helooked around, and was like "huh?" and so i yelled "SORRY!" and he went back to this rock, and i remember in the other dream that this one snake told me to watch out, and not to swim close to the rocks, cuz the sidewinders come out and try and bite you, so i finally got to this place, and i climbed over this rock-like-ledge, to hide from saruman, and then something happened, and i think i died, so now i was on this dock with my dad, and i saw a tug-boat and i told my dad that i wanted to build a tug-boat, he said that we had an old tug boat, but its hull had rotted through, so we went to like homehardware or something, and we were buying stuff, then i went upstairs, and for some reason, my aunt tammy, my aunt brenda, and my aunt tracy were there sitting around smoking,and i started to clean this cabinent and my aunt tracy yelled at me about something or other, and that was when i woke up having to take a leak like a mad man XDDD aren't my dreams STUPID?! ::laughs:: i drew a picture of FRODO on oekaki (its a link to the picture) it took me 2 hours, and 35 minutes to finish... okay, it didn't actually take that long, i left it open andwas doing something else, but ... ya.... you know, XDDD its SOOO an insult to my sweet little frodo... ::wails:: my next blog layout is gonna have frodo and otacon on it XDDD "the best of BOTH worlds" (don't ask, its an inside joke with the chocolates!) dammit, im cold, i can't HIT my window, cuz its HARDLY holding on, like, if i hit it, the entire thing might fall to its doom! XDDDD stupid window, im freezing, and i won't use a hair dryer to heat it up, its like the last two times i used a blow dryer things went wrong, like the fuse blew, and it zapped me, so i have made a vow NEVER to use a blow dryer again ~DUN DUN DUUUNNN!!~ ahem... okay, im going to uhh.. stop typing cuz this is a LONG assed post... 
  i swear ive had this fucking headache all the fucking day,and its driving me fucking nuts, it brings me to fucking tears it hurts so FUCKING much, im SO pissed off because of this FUCKING headache, and the FUCKING asprins do fucking NOTHING unless i take like fucking 7 of them, the fucking things fucking suck, i cant fucking type tonight, im so fucking tired, i want to goto fucking bed but my fucking sister is laying in it, fuck off, fuck you asshole 
  im bored, im looking at pictures from lord of the rings, its a new obession.... ::laughs:: that and MGS2 have become my life, but you see, there is a problem.. our mgs2 disc stopped working 0_0 i was fighting olga, and it just went black, and i waslike huh? and now it doesn't work, so what we;re gonna do is, buy a new one, and take the OLD one back XDDD::dances around:: i love frodo, he's my favourite, legolas is good, but i love frodo... he's so CUTE XDDD okay.. i gotta whiz 
  egggggggg 
Friday, December 28, 2001
  ::eating thems brandy cherries:: mmm ..... mmmmm ...... .mMMMMmMm XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD lol, im so funny (not reaally)  
  okay, i'll start with LAST NIGHT, so we get to the the theatre, right, and the bitch wouldn't let my sister in! she wasn't OLD enough! what the FUCK! the movie (lord of the rings, no da) was rated 'AA' stuppiiiiiiddd, it was soooo stupid, so i called my mom (after searching for the payphones for like 20 minutes! they were shoved in some little corner on the otherside of the joint!) and my mom said that my dad didn't come home yet, and so we went and waited outside, and it was FREEZING i'd like to point out that i do not own a coat, and my sister wasn't wearing one, so we waited and waited, and waited, my mom shows up at 8:45 (we got there at 8..) so we got in the car, turned the heat up like a crazy house, and waited, my mom went into zellers and bought some chocolates for sam (my brother's girlfriend) and she came out and she also bought some of those yummy chocolate seashells for me and b, and she bought me and her some brandy beans and some chocolate cover cherries with brandy in them, so i was all eating the brandy cherries, cuz she didn't want me to open the brandy beans, but yeah, so i was all eating them cherries and basking in there warming glowing warming glow, and i gave b one (she doesnt like cherries, but she wanted to taste the brandy) XDD you should have seen her face, she didn't like it, not at all, okay, so then we went back over the theatre, and my mom went in and looked if there was another showing of LoTR, and there was, at 10:15, and by now it was almost ten, so went parked, went in, bought our tickets, got some food, and went to our seats, the place was SO packed, so we sat in like the third row in, so we got REALLY up close and personal XD yeah, so my mom seen it with us, okay, then when it was over, we got home, i was SO tired, i was laying in my bed, just making noise, and b was getting really annoyed XD then i was holding a clock... okay then i went to sleep, and i dreamt the STUPIDEST DREAM okay, it started out, kay i can't really remmember how it started, but me and mom and b were in a car, and we werer driving, and then me and my mom were walking thru the snow on this road, and mom said that she saw a bird that looked like mokona(my cockateil, not mokona himself) so i went over and it WAS my bird, so i scooped her up, and wondered how she got out, so i ran home, and started screaming at my dad, and asking HOW mokona got out, he said "she probably went through the hole in the screen, i saw her over there by it, but ..." and i asked WHY he didn't do anything about it and he was like "I didn't think she'd go out in the snow.." and i think i was dressed up as something, like a cow... or something, we all had funny clothes on (except my dad) okay so then b,me, and mom were driving again, b and i were sitting in the backseat, and we stopped and picked up CONRAD (XD) but he looked JUST like spike, from cowboy bebop, and me and b were talking about how we liked spike, and my mom was wearing a costume with a bright red wig on... and some other stuff happened but it wasn't that good, but i find it SO funny that CONRAD looked like spike XDDDDD ::trails off:: i have a headache, i slept too much.. 
Thursday, December 27, 2001
  okay, so we ARE going to see LoTR at 8:15 ... wooohooo ::dances:: i like the movie very very much.. n_n good good 
  im so bored, b doesn;t want to see LoTR tonight, UUURGGHHH all she ever wants to do is lay around, and im SO friggin' bored! there's NOTHING to DO here! 
  urg, blogger is being reallly slow, ::munching popcorn:: b should hurry up and wake up... jee its late..  
  ::eating popcorn:: when b gets up im gonna ask her if she wants to see lord of the rings tonight, shehasn't seen it yet, and i wanna see it again, so... YEAH! XDD we got money, i got like 105 bux... but 25 of it is a check.. so ... i can't spend it ::laughs:: 
  blah blaaaah blooogggggeerrrrr....... ahem, so yesterday i went to my gramma hajba's, it was fun, i played with the white kit-tie and i love him so very much, i scooped him up as soon as i got there, but he's deaf, cuz i was screaming and stomping around and he didn't even notice me, then i ran into the bush and scooped him up, ohh but the food was sooooo goood, my gramma made sooo much food, there was this soup that she makes and its so good, and i put like three spoons of this hotsauce in it, and man was it good, my brother said i couldn't eat it with that much hot sauce in it, showed him, and there was cabbage rolls, and they were sooo goooodd, and i ate like three of them 0_o, then there was beef with brown and mushrooms and stuff, and it was SO GOOD and there was these fries, but they were like spiced with spices XD and they were good, and then we ate these like cookies and cakes and stuff and it was good as HELL, and Conrad was there, and he was loaded, and it was JOKES cuz he was like "I RRRREEEAAALLLLLLYYY LLLIIKIKKKE SOUUUUP!" and then some other stuff happened, BUT !!!! ::GASP:: MIKEY AND CONRAD ARE COMING TO LIVE WITH US AGGAAAAIIINNNN!!! ::dances:: XDDD i still call my cousin mike, mikey... even thho he's like... 19 or 20... or something, and conrad XDD (conrad is not related to me, he's just mikey's friend) XDDDD ::laughs:: .. okay....  
Wednesday, December 26, 2001
  okay, so going to my aunts wasn't that bad, only my aunt tammy, my uncle chris , and their two kids, amanda and the spawn of satan- i mean hayden, so no evil aunts, or evil cousins XD so all of us piled into the car, and we got there a little late, but that's okay, we ate, and then me,b,and amanda went to her room and we srew all these STUUPID pictures, and i drew amanda operaing with the viking helmet on, i drew it on this little erasey-board thing she has, and then we went down stairs and played crash bash with hayden and my brother, and made alot of noise, i played with this digimon toy that hayden has and then we opened our stuff, i got some dark-colour makeup and stuff, so i will use it, and my sister got the same thing, only different colours (just a little different), then we made some more noise, and played the playstation somemore, then i played the gameboy, then amanda's real father (bill) came and amanda had to leave, so we said goodbye, and then we played somemore playstation with hayden, b and james, yeah then i was sitting on the couch playing STUPID music on this phone they have, its like a piano phone, and when its hung up you can play on it like a small keyboard, then it was getting late, so we were getting ready to go, and i ran outside and was playing with sam-o, sam-o is their dog, and hes like half chow, half husky or something, and i'd like to point out, my coat is just my blue scarf XD i was wearing my 'waffle' print long sleeved shirt, but its not thick, so its not very warm, but yeah, so i was running around in the snow with the dog, he's soooo cute, i LOVE him, they have another dog (bailey, shes a scottish terrier) but yeah, i was wearing james' new york hat, and was running around, yeah then b came out, and she stepped in the snow, and then tried to shake the snow off her pants, but her shoe flew off, and so i picked her shoe up, and handed it to her, but she lost her balance and stepped into the snow, so then yeah we finally packed back into the car, it was all in good fun, yeah now im back to the shit hole, eh, tomorrow im going to my gramma hajba's so yeah.. i'll prolly spend most my time outside with the kitties tho... 
Tuesday, December 25, 2001
  UUGGGRUUUHHHOHHUHHHUHHHHHHGHGOIHHHOOOOGGGGH! when will this AWFUL day END?!!??! jeez, and i just woke up no more than 20 minutes ago, ::feels sick:: i don't want to GOOO to my AUUUNNNTTTSS GURUUUUUHHH!!! ::grumbles:: my hand won't wake up, GUESS WHAT I GOT FOR CHRISTMAS! NOTTHIIINNNNGGGG AAABBBBBBSSSOOOOOLUUUUUUTTLLLEEEEEEYYYY SSSSSQQQUAAATT! yeah OH YEAH am _I_ proud, i dont want to goto my aunts, they'll prolly give me something STUPID like NAILPOLISH or GLITTER, or something HARRY POTTER AURHG! my aunt and the rest don't know me, they just want every dark little problem to dissapear, but i ain't leavin' unless someone stabs me in the heart, them sons of bitch! ::gargle:: and my black pants' button dissapeared , so i can't wear my spooky black pants, and i'll have to wear my blue jeans, which i hate. last night i saw lord of the rings with lisa, and MAN that was a GOOD movie, me and my sister are gonna see it again like.. the day after tomorrow, i hope that my aunt and them just give me money, i don't want a peice of shit gift that will be tossed in my room and never seen again, yeah, okay, ::has a stomach ache:: uruughghh, my three fingers are still asleep, i think i'll have to chop them off.  
Monday, December 24, 2001
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  ooooo im cold, im shivering like a madman, but its not really that cold in here, so its kinda stupid... ::waiting for the load of laundry to be done so she can have a showah:: 
Sunday, December 23, 2001
  THE VULTURES! im listening to COMFORTLY NUMB by Pink Floyd.... ::grooves:: XDD  
  my teeth they suck together... 
  i hate the broad's on electric circus who don't wear BRAS, and of COURSE the camera men/women just HAVE to get like a REAL good close of up them (electric circus for those who don't know, is this show where they play like dance music and shit, and they have all these people dancing around the place, its really really BORING) i was watching it, cuz well.. there's like nothing on right now, but CHRIST these STUUUPPPPIIIIDDD bitches don't wear bras and wear REALLY stupid clothes, then DANCE like they have no head, or arms, and they look sooOOOOoo STUUUPPIIDDD .. okay i REALLY should sleep.. 
  ::shivers:: ass im cold u-u i got a drink, and layed in bed, but well... i didn't sleep... i just drank some cold-ass water from the coldass fridge (it's really been cold in the fridge the last few days) and myneck is now exposed, so im like permanently cold, my hair doesn't keep me warm anymore ;_; i left my scarf in b;s room, i like scarves o_o 
  last 20 refferals
onchat but hhhwwhhhyyy?!?! onncchaat is soooo oolllddd
"cardcaptor" + "download episodes" no, shuttup asshole!
piss and vinegar why do people search for that?
piss -_-;
"pepto bismal" XDDDDD what were you looking for? free samples?
piss -_-;;
piss -_-;;;;;;
piss -_____-;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;
piss how dumb are people? i'd laugh if it was the same person each time
template boob XDDDDDD WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?!?!?! ::laughs:: some people.. man...
lord of rings book download free full fuck huh?
piss #_# enuff already
medabot d ... im.... im a medbot? ::wails:: o well, i want an action figure
medabot pictures no.
Giant perogy i want a giant perogy... not now tho, i don't feel good
sexy dressup dolls ...
Cardcaptor movie download it's cardcaptor sakura, why do i get refferals for CCS, i don't even LIKE it, and i've mentioned it like.. three times on my blog through out the days!
of rings book download free full fuck agian? what does it mean?
Medabot toys i want one of medabot d
"Deanna Taylor" someone is looking for me ::spooked:: 0_0

okay.. i need that bloody drink THEN im going to bed (pshhhet yeah right, i always say things and never do them..)
 
  ::listening to queen:: buh, im bored like a beast, there's some places i want to link down the side of my blog, BUT im not doing it until i change my template (Which could take a whil, cuz we all know im not the sharpest tool in the shed when it comes to html) ::on a page she checks quite like everyday:: I WANT THIS ::points to new born baby emerald boa:: SO CUTE!! AwWWWWUHHH!! lol, im okay, no really, my stupid eyes are watering, i should prollly goto sleep, cuz ya know its like after 4 am or something, but first, i get pop, i am very thirsty 
  im listening to 'violently happy' by bjork, i think im gonna draw an oekaki to it, cuz im bored, and i can't sleep 
  ::holds head:: it feels like its gonna explode, i want to goto sleep, but i had a nap at 7, so it was like .. stupid, and now im not tired,but i want to be, so i can dream something stupid, and stuff, then i can get up, complain alot, do my laundry (which i don't want to do) so i'll have something to wear to my STUPID aunt's on christmas, man, i want to go somewhere this newyears, last year and the year before, me and b just layed around down stairs and when it was 12am we were just like "...happy ... new.. year..." "yeah... happy" i want to go somewhere, and get drunk, i mean completly fecking wasted, maybe i can talk my mom into buying me some so called vodka, or rum.. or even brandy, i don't care, christ on a crutch how i don't care! im so lonely, yaknow? its like ... so lonely, at least my sister will be home during the days for a while, now i won't sit in my bed until quarter after three everyday, im ruining my life and i don't seem to care, maybe it's cuz i don't anymore... im thirsty 
  ::hums 'push it' by static x:: i love the singer dude from static x, he's got such amazing hair *_* i could KINDA do that with my hair, but.. i'd be SCARY UGLY tho.. ::laughs at her special christmas picture:: its ... so holiday-y ::sigh:: now i feel sad, i donno, my eyes really hurt, i want to claw them out, but that would make them hurt more, -_- ::sneezes then yawns:: i hate when i do tho ::eyes all watery:: my sister is listening to mantis' hymn in her room, and its all spooky sounding, well the song IS spooky sounding but like its SPOOKIER cuz its mumbling thru the wall, and im like "...ooo ANGST" XD don't ask 
Saturday, December 22, 2001
  bleh my mom and dad are fighting about the cAAa-AARRrrr .... o_o my stupid dad uses up the gas, my mom needs for work, blah blah blah fight fight TALK TO 'YOUR" DAUGHTERS blah blah fuck blah BLAH blah can tell blah blah
they should shuttup, or i'm gonna throw a phone at them 
  urgghuuhhhh, i feel like i should feel bad right now, i donno whhhyyyyyyyy but i don't... im hungry....  
 
It's my HAPPY SPECIAL CHRISTMAS PICTURE!!
my special christmas picture!!


XDDDD incase you can't see it, it's a png, so if you can't see it, o well! XD its an ass with a drugged crab attached to it! ::laughs:: 
  dsfh 
  i have one of those headphone things with the one headphone, and the mic attached to it around my neck, i wish it worked with my computer, instead of a telephone.. why do i have it around my neck... not attached to a phone? i don't know... but that's ... okay! 
  ooooooRRRuGGGHHHHHHYHHHHYYYYTGFGHREhhhhhhhh i feel so SICK, stupid p-thehell-ms! ::grumbles:: my maw made ramen noodles, she thinks you eat them with a spoon, and the fact that she gave me a spoon instead of a fork makes me want to cry, its such a stupid reason, but i just feel like really upset, i know if i eat this imgonna puke, i just know it, stupid hotmail won't let me read my mail, its driving me bonkers, i hate microsoft, im typin with myleft hand cuz i have my keyboard pused over so i can draw ( i finally got some blankpaper!) so excuse the bad typing, i have bad aim with my left hand.:: tries to eat her ramen with a spoon but the noodles keep falling off:: dammit 
Friday, December 21, 2001
  im bored 
  i have answered a question, a question that has plaqued man-kind since ... well ever, and the answer is yes! the question (for those who are no in the 'know') was "Are dogs afraid of tea?" XDDD i donno, ivory will drink coffee (right out of dads/moms/persons mug/cup) but im drinking my tea, and i put it infront of her face, and she freaked out and ran off, i questioned her, and then sipped my burning hot tea, then i proceeded to burn my tongue and swear about it. 
  ::wails:: i ... cut... off.... my hair! NO REGRETS THO! (psshht! yeah right!) 
  AND YOU CAN CALL ME MIKE! CUZ I LOOK LIKE A DYKE!  
Thursday, December 20, 2001
  ::shivers:: its cold in here, man last night i had wicked crazy dreams, i don't feel like typing them up.. o i gotta take a leak 0_o ::squirms:: sttttuuupppiiddd... i just sneezed like a beast! (whoa i need to say 'like a beast' more often) XDDDD notice how boring my blog is? fehfehfeh, i finished typing up b's story at 4 am 0_0 so i ruined my good sleeping habits, today i have plans to hack off my long flowing hair ::wails:: (lol) i hope i don't look stupid, but if i do, i know of a little thing called a 'wig' XD okay, i gotta whiz.. ::runs to the can-room:: 
  ::questions the refferal for "pepto bismal":: i only WONDER what ASS would search for that! it's be like searching for NUDE pictures of POPEYE THE SAILOR MAN ! ::shudders at the image:: i need sleep now 
  uugghhrrhha im so depressed about my hair, i'm such a loser, i shouldn't have let it get this bad, but its like when homer wants to see mr t at the mall, and hes like "i'll go a little later, i'll go a little later" and then when he gets there, mr t just left, ::wails:: my haaaiiiirrr ii loooovvveee yooouuu ::hugs her hair which is standing up::  
  i supposed to be typing b's story up... but im ... so ..tired ::falls over:: i had so much struggles beating solidus on a harder difficulty... o_o fehfehfeh it took like 10 tries or something o___0;;  
  ::cries:: my sister says my hair looks like frankensteins wife's hair ::wails:: im gonna chop it of, so it's all gonna be different lengths, and if it look awful, im gonna buy me a wig 
Wednesday, December 19, 2001
  EGG ON A STICK! ::kicks msn:: it just signed me out, and won't sign me back in, at first i thought the cable company dicked up my connection again, but im writing this aren't i? last night i fixed my picture of snake up in photoshop (he actually resembles a man o_0) its funny... ::laughs:: b likes it, and thats good ::tries to sign in again: dammit egg! ivory is mauling me like a log, i mean dog ::kicks msn:: oh my dad brought food home ::runs to kitchen:: whoa! non-homemade pizza! i had homemade pizza last night, it was good, now i wonder if pizza pizza pizza will be as good.... hmm i know it won't be, unless they made the crust at the right 'crusty'-ness 
  ::wails:: XDDDDDDD i drawdsuch a NICE picture of snake! and hes NUDE ::laughs:: i'll post it here later, but for now... i sleep.. ::trudges thru the mess toward her bed:: damn steak 
Tuesday, December 18, 2001
  INTRUDER TO THE RIGHT! NeeehuuUuhh!  
  i am proud of this picture... i think its the best ive ever drawn on oekaki! ::wipes tear:: 
  ::eating a hotdog:: ..... taste like ...brown with red ::laughs:: when im done eating guess what i have the UNIQUE ABILLITY TO DO!!?!??! no i do not have the unique abillity to freek seedom, corn has the unique abillity to freek seedom... i'll give you a hint.... i need a few garbage bags to do it! WHAT?! YOU GUESSED IT! THAT"S RIGHT I get to clean... my room... INTRUDER TO THE RIGHT! NeeehuuUguhh! lol oh man, last night b was playing mgs2 (and i was watching) and well when you have to take the pics of mgRAY DID WE PISS OFF OTACON! ::laughs:: we kept taking pictures of the Comandant, and when you log it into the picture-thingy the SD otacon is like "Isn't that the comandant? are you a fan or something?" and then he tells you that this is a mission, and then he says "Well, if you like him so much, i'll print this out and make a panel of it, and you can hang it over your bed or something.." HAHAH! and then he tells you to stop, and asks if you are trying to freak him out ...o good ol' otacon... we love him so.. and "pliskin" ::koffsnakekoff:: XD .... ooghu im cold, im supposed to clean my room now, but now im full... and i know i am procrastinating.... or something ::jiggles:: XD im such a bar of nuts... mmm... nuts okay okay, i am getting a normal ball python (MAYBE an albino, i don't know if the guy has them yet, and how much they are) so i am conflicted... what should its name be? "Bundle" or "Eggroll" ? or should i name it after say.... otacon? or PLISKIN? OR PEG-LEGGED PETER?! lol, i can see it now ::2 years later:: o peg-leg pete! you have to eat you thawed out mousey-mouse, or your gonna be sick.. and .. hungry... ::makes the mouse dance infront of peg-leg peter:: come on.... eat the mouse or i'll break your legs! wait...::back to the present:: .... that was a little strange ::laughs:: .....i slept like such a fag-o-no-deal ::holds her neck:: EET BRUSN! lol.... my dream last night was SOOOO stupid, but i one point i took off raiden's clothes!!!!! HAHAHAHHAHAHAHA! o my poor faded sense of reality.... hey, but its okay! ::laughs:: good ol' nude raiden! har har.... o i amuse my self to a great extent... i only wonder why i dream such STUPID things.. i am still beyond confused about ocelot giving me a cake! okay, so i asked him to buy me a cake, but it didn't have to be shaped like a heart! lol...i donno ugh i just got instantly tired... bleh i have the urge to change my blogs layout, to what? i don't know, im thinking "MGS2" ya know? too bad i can't find anygood pictures of Otacon, if i could OHO OHO! how good would THAT be? DAMN GOOD! thats right... yeah...  
Monday, December 17, 2001
  .... im ... soooooo bored!  
  ::laughs:: julia is SUCH an IDIOT!  
  ::cries:: man, i wish cana-thehell-dian money was worth the hell more! there is this mgs2 poster on ebay for 26 bux U.S. and thats like 40 CANADIAN! >< damnation i want this poster... BADLY... NOW!... i'd give two of my fingers for it! ::cries:: ....hey... !!!!!!! I WANT THIS!! ::points at mgs2 soundtrack:: ... 16 bux canadian ... ::wails:: BUY IT FOR ME!! .... .... ::wipes tear:: it just makes me so sad! i only have 20 bux.... cuz i gave my mom my 40 bux for the ps2, brah, i'll have to clean some houses with her to get some cash money and then... uh.... i'll have money, and i'll set out on a journey to find me some mgs2 stuff! ..... my tooth hurts... i think i bashed it on something .. 
  oh last night i had the JOKEST dream, okay, it wasnt THAT jokes, but it was really confusing,
i can't remember it all now, but when i woke up i did. okay okay okay, it started out as me and lisa were buying this cake, okay so we bought this cake, and we came back to my house, and we put the cake on the shelf, and then we heard my dads car come motoring into the street, and he said that he had to hurry or ocelot would shoot him and we were like "oh no!" cuz ocelots jalopy pulled up into the driveway, and he was all like BRAH BRAH HAHA! as he got out, then my dad came'a'runnin' into the house, and i yelled off the balcony to ocelot "Hey! OCELOT! GO BUY ME SOME CAKE!" cuz my dad ate the cake that me and lisa just bought, and so then Ocelot went to get some cake for us , we waited for a while and when he came back, and gave me the cake and i looked at it and it was a heart shapped cake and i was like "UHUGHUHAUHHUH!" cuz it said something like "to deanna, i love you" on it, and i gave it to my dad, who was ate it furiously,

then some other stuff happened and then me and b, and someone else(i think it was a baby or something) were in a paddle boat on the lake (the lake where my cottage is) and for some reason it wasn't a paddle boat, it was like this small-house-like-raft and we were out REALLY REALLY far, and we had to get back to shore, because the plug in the bottom of the boat was pulled out so it was taking on water, so i jumped in and put the plug in and held on to the edge and started swimming and swimming, and we FINALLY got to the shore, and we lifted the boat out of the water and let the water come out from the underbelly, okay, now i get this 'camera' like veiw of in this house, and snake is there, and he's talking to naomi hunter ::koff koff:: if that IS her real name "its not.." oh yeah.. anyways yeah, and she had this baby and she kept telling snake it was his, but he was just like "that doesn't make any sense! i just met you in person a few days ago.. blah blah!" and then there was gun shots heard, and snake was like "uhiOUG! OCELOT WANTS MY BLOOD!" or something like that, and so the house, was actually this house-boat, and so they we moving along, oh yeah did i mention snake was a real person, he was REAL not computer-a-tized, and then i was there with naomi and snake, but we weren't on the house-boat anymore, we were at some public swimming pool, and snake was in the shower, and i wanted to follow him in, but naomi yelled at me and said that she had his baby, and i was like "... ...?!" then this broad came in, and she was like "OH I DIDN"T KNOW ANYONE WAS IN HERE!!" or something, and she left, i kept trying to "peek" at snake but naomi was like "brah bhragahah!" (i hate naomi, jeez, she even wrecks my plans in my dreams!) then i was waiting in one of the shower stalls, and naomi was like "breahahbH!" at me, cuz she needed me to get something out of her "baby bag" and i was like ".... ... women!" and at the point i was just confused as hell... some other stuff happened, but its not really important, then i got up and left my sisters room, (yes, i know, i was like two people at the same time) so i left to get something to eat, and there was mcdonalds on the table, and it was like fries and oreos with ice cream on top, and i was like "...." and i tried it, and it was okay, then i put it in the freezer so it wouldn't melt, and i wentinto the living room and said something to my mom, and then britt came out, and she said something or other about something, and my mom was like "Did either of you try that thing i got from mcdonalds? it was good until i hit a frozen oreo, i couldn't eat it" (my mom has false teeth, no da!) and then i said "yeah, i tasted it, but why did they put ice cream on fries?" and then my sister and mom looked at me funny, i didn't understand that, then i went back to britts room and snake and naomi and i weren't on the tv anymore, it was like bust-a-groove, and i was confused, and britt said "i want to play this game with the characters from metal gear solid, but they aren't in the choosin' screen" and then i told her that we had no memory card, and she realized that she couldn't (it was a weird game),

okay, now onto the third part of my dream, i was in this really big school-house-like-mansion, and my mom's parents and brother we fixing it up, so we could goto school there, and for some reason my cousin amanda was running around (i donno why tho, shes on my dads side of the family) and i had to get her, and all this shit went down, and then there was this opening party going on in this place, and i kept dropping things, like pictures, and glasses, vases, and so forth, so i went to sit down and some man was telling me that it was alright, i didn't have be upset about breaking the stuff, but i was like GO AWAY! leave me alone blah braa! and then the next day i was in the school, and i had this russian friend who didn't speak much, and we had to go on this walk, and everyone was walking and singing and i was just SO confused cuz it was a russian song... other stuff happened but i don't feel like going into the detail of it all...

and for reason i think we were driving in a convertible with ocelot, but im sure if i made that part up or if i dreamt it... o_0;;
i have weird dreams 0_O cuz last night i had SO much sugar before i went to sleep, its like i had a BIG cake, with a BIG ass icing flower on it, and i had some of my chocolate orange, and i had three hotdogs, and two cans of lemonade (it was my sisters birthday yesterday) .. lol, and britt had the same thing as me, i wonder if she had any good dreams... shes still sleeping tho.. and missing school! ::shakes finger:: lol, okay im gonna eat my babyfood, and go see if she'll get up 
Sunday, December 16, 2001
  ::wonders why her blog is linked from this website:: ::laughs:: someone signed my old kami pages guestbook saying my drawings suck HAR HAR! and then i signed it saying it was so true! CUZ IT IS! and im not afraid to admit it! i know i have little or no artistic genes! 
  LIIISSSAA! yeah i think that i gotta come over, im going nuts seeing the same faces everyday, like JEEZ last night i was running around after ivory in the snow with my shorts on... cuz ivory got loose, and its like everyday i see my mom, my dad, my sister... and sometimes my brother, no one else, everyday the same thing, its like a routine... some days i clean houses with my mom, but only as of late cuz of the treatments she is doing right now, she has to take like 6 pills a day, and give herself a needle every three days (i think) and stuff.... but lisa when i come over i might not have any hair -_- well i'll HAVE hair, just not as much as i do now, cuz im seriously thinking about cutting it short, but then if im going to the convention as Shalashaska (Ocelot) i need longer hair.... yeah you heard me, im going to the convention as a crazy balding russian! XDDD i think at least, and britt's gonna be Olga, Sergei's daughter! ::laughs:: people are gonna question us.. and for the masquerade thingy, i feel like just going up there with her, and doing my best ocelot voice and saying "Looks like you were LONG over due for retirement..." or "Charades usually ARE humorous!" or "Ouuhhggghhhuuhhhh COOONNNSSTTIIPPPAATTIOONN!!" or "So it's come down to it has it?" XDD im not obsessed, really. .... yeah... . .. i need to do some laundry.. but im so lazy, and i need to have a STUPID shower, and i need to clean my room, and i need a cardboard cut out of snake and otacon ... and i need to play mgs2 again, in mgs2 i was hoping that they would reveal Snake(Dave) and Otacon(Hal)'s "relationship" ::wink wink:: i think that would have been so sweet (awww) and when snake does the "special" handshake with otacon they hug at the end, and you can SO tell that snake wants to kiss otacon! ::laughs:: okay MAYBE not, they hug like a grunt, and a very sad person .... its so sad when.. URGHHH i want to say this! but ..fehfefehfeh, its so sad when emma dies... THERE I SAID IT! cuz otacon is so sad, and hes all sad, and then he takes her parrot and after snake and raiden leave the parrot says "Hal... Hal... i miss you..." and its SO SAD! it made me cry.... each time i seen it... and each time it was dark, so its all good... poor otacon... ::wails:: lo....s.. (laugh outside) no.. YOU... har ... okay OH yeAH! last night my DREAM WAS SO NUTS!!!!
i know at the starting i was in a locker, or something, and otacon opened the locker and i fell out (or something like that) and like a while after, i was chasing after this swan, cuz i wanted one of its eggs, and then for some reason i went back in time, and i was me, when i was in grade 4, only i was me now, so i didn't fit into the class right, and there was this little black cube and i had taken over these people (or something) and i was running from thes asshole teachers and i had my hoodie-cape on, it was weird then later i was driving with my mom (i think it was with my mom, it could have been someone else) and we were driving from these people down this highway, then we went threw the mcdonalds drivethru, but it was SOOOO long, like the first window was SO far away, and some other stuff happened then i woke up at 9:30 am cuz i had to pee  
  (trying again) listening to "Cut the Mullet" by Wesley Willis XD

Do something about your long, filthy hair
It looks like a rat's nest
Do something about your mullet
Get out the hair clippers, jerk

Cut the mullet
Cut the mullet
Cut the mullet
Cut the mullet

Get the rat's nest off your head
Get that crazy-ass mother off your skull
Take your ass to the barber shop
Tell the barber that you're sick of looking like an asshole

Cut the mullet
Cut the mullet
Cut the mullet
Cut the mullet

The mullet is the reason why people hate you
They are sick of looking at your nappy weed-sack
Nobody wants to look at you with that mullet on your head
Why don't you cut that mullet, you numbskull

Cut the mullet
Cut the mullet
Cut the mullet
Cut the mullet

Insure One, it's the insurance superstore


stupid blogger (the main page link thingy) won't work right, so i have to use BLOG THIS! hoo hoo? yeah hoo hoo! 
  STUPID BLOGGER ::kicks blogger:: this probably won't POST cuz blogger is being a JACKOFF! 
Saturday, December 15, 2001
  ..... i drawed such a GOOD picture
Otacon (Hal), Snake (Dave), Raiden(Jack)

bwahahHAhahahaa AIN'T IT SWELL?!?! I KKKNNNNOOOOWWW! (laughs) so their clothes aren't right, and they look like the were hit by a bus, but they still are cute  
  ::kicks double post:: ass 
  ::stretches:: beh.... morpheus is being so FUCKY it says i only have 16 video files! what the HELL is it smoking? i think im going to delete morpheus, cuz i hate it... but fehfehfehfe auhu! 
  man, i WANT a _GOOD_ picture of snake, otacon and raiden SO BADLY... i want a screen cap of the one scene right after all the stuff with otacon's sister (E.E.! EEE. EEEEE. !!! 'what are you.. a monkey?') ahem........ as i was saying the scene when otacon has the parrot on his arm and he, snake and raiden all walk out of the computer-lab-room all cool-like... its my favourite part of the entire game.. well that and the nude-part... but the nude part is just funny... XD that reminds me when i beat it for the second time, (i have to word this 'right' or itll give too much away) right before the end fight(s) you are in this place with snake (and your raiden) and you have this tranculizor gun, and well since i wasn't in the mood to fight the last fight (s) i shot snake with it and it was SO FUNNY! ::laughs:: i shot him in the groin XDDDD and i TRIED to shoot him in the eye, and ear, but i couldn't get it right, but i shot him in the lip and it looked like he was smoking the little dart-thing, ::laughs:: i want to play it again just to do that .....ahem... im bored now 
  OH OH OH! im on this website and there is like MGS fanart and some of its SO funny, well... it LOOKS funny, its japanese, so i can't really READ what it says on the pictures, but theres this one with wolf and shes holding her rifle and snake is saying something to otacon in the background and otacon looks really embarrassed so he's yelling at snake and snake is just like "...::sweatdrops::" XD .. AWW this one is so cute! snake is all sd and KAWAAAIIIIII... oh snake... i never knew you cared ::wipes tear:: XD man they really like to draw wolf's bust XDDDDD N-AWWWWWW ::drools on sexy fanart of liquid:: im not obsessed, whatever gave you that idea? XD this fanart of OCELOT IS SO JOKES! HE'S SO OOOLLLLDDDDDDD (laughs).... aw thats it! there was only like two pictures of otacon in there! o well, they were both reaking with cute-otacon-ness (wimpers) WE STILL LOVE YOU OTACON! what? it went with the music im listening to...  
  man, i get so so many spam ads, they piss me off ... i just ate a donut... if you'd CALL it a donut, it was like shaped like a pear or something, yeah a pear, a pear that got stepped on and then eaten, then puked back up.. XD 
  brawwwhhhuhhh, my eyes are watering, stupid bastards, im hungry, i need some toast... .. im gonna get some toast... if theres anybread of course.. oh MAN i had such a STUPID dream, it was weird, there was no USA and like it was ALL canada for some STUPID reason, and then all this other stuff happened, but it wasn't interesting, then i had to bake a giant cookie, and then i ate the cookie before i could give it away to this place.. of sorts, and then i was sleeping (in my bed, in my dream) and someone was standing on my bed looking out the window and i swang my arm to knock them off cuz i was trying to sleep, i hit them, then i swang my arm again, and i woke up cuz i hit a mug and a jones' soda bottle out of my windowsell and the bottle hit me in the face i was like aruhiuhIOHhuhuHHAHahuhoihih! XD now that i think of it, its actually really funny.... ::laughs:: but at the time i was so pissed off i threw the bottle on the floor XDDDD okay i need food ::runs to the kitchen:: 
Friday, December 14, 2001
  ::eating:: mmm food from wendys 
  i only wondering why its thundering and lightening out o_i ::questions:: for some reason i just want to shoot everyone i freekin' know, everyone's always angry about one thing or the other ::grumbles:: when i do some laundry and get all my many black shirts back, im gonna make some stencils and write on them with frabric paint, and one's gonna say "I hate people" another is going to say "times like this i wish i was dead" and "flesh tart" "spawn of matlock" "I LOVE OTACON AND SNAKE!" and so forth...man, if i had a gun the things i would do, i'd like a colt single action army, or a USP of sorts.... yeah.... ::chews gum::  
  it SNOW! SNOW SNOW SNOW SNOW SNOW SNOW!!!  
  "I hear it's amazing when the famous purple stuffed worm in the flap-jaw space with the tuning fork does a raw blink on Hara-Kiri Rock. I need scissors! 61!" --The Colonel (mgs2)

XD i beat mgs2 again, and this time it only took me nine hours ::gasp:: lol, but im working on that lol... man some of the things the colonel say when your at the NOOD part are SO JOKES! XD argh i hate being sick, my eyes ALWAYS water... and im like NOOOOOOOO cuz i can't damn well see ... i want an otacon plushie...  
Thursday, December 13, 2001
  actually, im going to play mgs2 ... 
  OTAACOOONNNN!! poor sweet otacon! HOW COULD HIS STEP MOM DO THAT? HOOOOWW??!?!?! ::wails:: i cried for otacon, even tho he's not real... its so sad... especially since i cried about it, lol, its so depressing, ya know, sigh i donno, im gonna lay down, i don't feel good 
  ::coughs:: man, i don't feel good, my eyes they hurt, the armor it does nothing! i hate being sick.. i just getting the beginning with the clogged nose, running eyes, coughing... sore throat.. the rest... auuhhoooOOOHOGHHhoihhhh i hate this... i need vitamins... NOW vitamins.... ::couchs:: XDDDDD i couched!  
Wednesday, December 12, 2001
  ow.... my lip hurts ::shifty eyes:: man i have a bad headache...... i dont know what to do with myself anymore, you know? i just like sit around, and think about stuff i could be doing, but i never do it +_+ gargllleee my knee is acting up.... its like jiggling at me ::U_U's at it:: my sister didn't goto school AGAIN .... shes pulling a me again...


::blows nose::n-awh i caught a cold.... that witch... she took my clothes.... i hate alaska..... AAAAHHHCHHOOOOOO!!! ....ZzzZzzzZzzz ::yawn:: man that cold medicine put me to sleep


::laughs:: nevermind 
  I GOT THE BEST REFFERAL _EVER!_

11 Dec, Tue, 19:58:01 Yahoo: medabots ate my balls

AH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH! I'LL BET THEY DID! 
  my nose is running, i better go catch it  
  # 1 Herb Mullin
# 2 Zodiac Killer
# 3 Albert Fish
# 4 Richard Ramirez
# 5 Andrei Chikatilo
# 6 John Wayne Gacy
# 7 Ian Brady
# 8 Ed Kemper
# 9 Joseph Franklin
# 10 Joseph Kallinger
# 11 Ted Bundy
# 12 Henry Lee Lucas
# 13 Jack the Ripper
# 14 Peter Sutcliffe
# 15 Juan Corona
# 16 Paul Bernardo
# 17 Robert Hansen
# 18 Wayne Williams
# 19 Albert Desalvo
# 20 Arthur Shawcross
# 21 Ed Gein
# 22 H.H. Holmes
# 23 Harold Shipman
# 24 Jeffrey Dahmer
# 25 Dennis Nilsen

....::laughs:: that test IS fun, figures that the zodiac killer is the second ::laughs s'more:: ahhh we like the zodiac killer, he's smarts, pure smarts ::drinks her orange juice very cautiously:: ow, the armor it does nothing! XDDDDDDDDD the goggles, they do nothing! :laughs:: 
  ::drinks her orange juice:: do you know how painful this is? its like the citric acid is all gathering in my throat of tiny little cuts, and each of those tiny cuts sucks in the acid, and its brings me great pain, as i cough and spit up blood.... you know i could really cry right now over mgs2, i really could, im such a wuss, its like.... i donno, i get so involved in the game, i have to remember; its just a game, but its hard when you love the characters so much, its like, i hate reality so much, so im forced to my own little fantasy world, and im happy with that, but nobody else is, they all want me to 'make something of myself' but i think its all useless, life is so short, so why not enjoy it while your here, instead of wasting time with backstabbing fuckers, two-timing idiots and filling your head with knowedge that will be usless in 100 years? you'll be long gone and buried, whats all your knowedge going to think up while your dead? NOTHING! sure science MIGHT be able to make you LIVE longer WHOOPDEEDO! youre still gonna die, so its all usless, youre never gonna know EVERYTHING, i think you can be just fine alone in your bedroom thinking up wild stories, and wild situations and what you would do if you were in anyof them, maybe im just an idiot in a can... i donno im in a weird sickly mood 
  ::shivers:: its very cold in my room, maybe i should have the fan on, on on on on on, go home! XD ::sneezes:: oOOOHuhuHUHGHGHGHGYUGGGGGGHHHH! IT HURRRTTTSSS ... it feels like my bowls were ripped out, thrown in the mud, put back in, and sewed up... don't you hate when that happens? i know, i do...... 
  ::explodes a mine:: THE ARMOR- EET DOES NOTH-ING!

XD i had a fucking fucked dream last night, but i can't remember enough of it... i HATE that guy... or uhh i hate when THAT happens 
  my finanacial situation is actually very bad, i have to pay money to my ex-wife, it's part of our devorce settlement, im sorry i had to make you pay for lunch yesterday, i feel really bad 
  but all in all mgs2 was a FUCKING AWESOME GAME ::drools:: its so... messing with your mind, especially the stuff with the colonol, its like WHOA-AH its like... so DAMNED well written ... i want to go into detail, but i won't because i don't want to spoil it, but CHRIST was it good! even tho youre not really snake after the tanker bit... but its okay, we still love raiden (jack the rippah! XD) i don't like how they SPELL raiden! it should be more like RY-DEN not RAID-EN its like uhkghjg!!! im so hungry... but theres nothing to eat, also im getting sick so my eyes are watering, my stomach hurts, so does my throat and head, and on top of it all i feel like i gotta puke... 
  GREEHHHAHAHHHBAAAAAAAAAHHH!! ::falls to knees:: NooOOOOOoooooOOo METALGEAAAARRRRRRR2222!!! ::melts:: already... beaten... it.... o_o;; it was good, some parts were a little ....NOOD XD (and it should have been snake... or otacon..... tho) its SO weird the ending is just like "...huh?" i know there is going to be a mgs3.... cuz they leave it at such a question ::screams and askes what hideo kojima was smoking when he wrote it with that other guy:: me and b figure he was smoking rotisry garlic, or ham... and the odd orange, you ask how you smoke these items? well ..first off you kinda roll one up, and then.. .you light one end on fire and smoke it like a joint XD some parts of the game made me cry, but not like waah waah, it was just like "sniff sniff" but if you were me, you'd feel the same way (lol) poor poor otacon ::huggles onto otacon's leg:: you just want to be loved? i love you! i've always loved you!! ::cries:: and its okay, we still love yooooouu even all that stuff with your step mother... ::cries::  
Tuesday, December 11, 2001
  you ... are old 
  dammit, i just had a shower and we had no conditioner so my hair is all like "crhshhht shhht" and im like ::grumble grumble:: cuz im illergic to the bloody BUNNIEMUSH (body wash) so my skin is all like "crhshhht shhht" along with my hair, and the only difference is my skin is all red and dry, and my hair is all the colours of a rotten rainbow and dry... cool huh? 
  my throat hurrttsss CURSES! I DON'TWANT TO GET SICK! im ALwAYS SICK! im SICK of being SICK! you know what? its like i don't want to play MGS2 cuz i don't want it to end, you know? its kinda depressing, but i don't care, i live in my little world and i don't care if anyone understands me or not, im reealllyy hurngry, i think im going to go make myself some ppancakes of something, dammit! i can't bleeding TYPE to day, and i don't feeel like fixing my mistakes, i donno, ::looks at the date:: ... dammit 
  my stupid hotmail e-mail isn't working right ::grumble:: it never works right ::kicks it:: ive had this account since like... i went to indec in grade 7 0_o fehfehfeh o well, im going to shave my BLOODY head ::scowls:: i can't brush it, not now, ive had this headache for like the last week or so, and its like always there pounding in the back of my mind, not enough to make me want to sleep, but enough to drive one mad X( and my hair is like three giant knots, and when ever i brush my hair i get REALLY mad if someone bugs me while im doing it, and it usually takes around 2 hours to brush X( i HATE IT! but then again idon't, ya know? it took over a year to get it this long, cuz i have a habit of kind of... cutting it myself, and when i say cut, i mean like. CUT it.. and then its like two/three inches shorter and im going nuts, i just want to shave it off and get a tattoo of snake and otacon on it o_o and maybe raiden too, cuz he's so pretty, then everyone will think im a dood, or a dyke, and i'll be like NOoOoOOOOooo! IM JUST A LOSER WHO HATES HER HAAAIIIRRR!!! and then they;ll look at me cockeyed and i'll tell them to shuttup 
  i had such a weird dream last night, after i made that post down there.
At first i was snake, and i was walking around somewhere in a sub-urban-like setting, and i(er snake) needed to catch a bus to this mansion, and i(snake) could talk to animals (u_o;) and i(snake) had to let this dog and cat free, or else something would fuck up and kill us all, so i(snake) got the cat, then i(snake) went back to get the dog, but something happen, but idonno what, but then the sky was getting dark, and it started to thunder, and then i was ME and we were in my moms car, and snake and my sister were there, and we were hungry, so we talked my mom into taking us to wendys, but then when we got there, the bitch that was working there wouildn't sell us anything so we left, and we were doing donuts in this parking lot, but then i left, and went back to wendys alone, to yell at this bitch, and then i donno, but lisa was there, and we started to peel potatos and clean up and stuff, cuz the bitch gave us each a job, we were working and vamp (the vampire bisexual guy from MGS2) came and he killed all these people, and he wanted a burger, but _I_ wasn't allowed to sell him one... and then something else happened and snake showed up, then vamp left, and then it got really REALLY dark, and the world started again... 0_o;;
that dream makes no sense, it was really weird, but stupid.... at least i know not to eat winegums before i goto sleep (lol!) 
  im bored... and i gotta leak.... ><
(MGS2)

today me and b played mgs2 from 8:30 am to about 5:00pm, AND THEN THE FUCKIN POWER WENT OUT! ::screams:: dammit, we need a memory card u_u i don't like raiden, he pisses me off, even tho he's pretty, i like how snake looks without his bandana on, he looks so sexy (lol) he's old... but that's okay, im still gona ramble about him, the only thing that really bugs me is youre not him ::grumbles:: i hope you get to be him later, cuz if you don't im gonna scream "HIDEO WHAT WERE YOU SMOKING WHEN YOU THOUGHT OF THIS?!" and he'll be like "I was eating rotisery chicken.." and i'd be like "I"LL BET YOU WERE!" lol, aren't we special? i can't spell, i love snake and otacon, i wanna play mgs2 all again today.. when b goes to school, so then when she gets home it'll be close to where we left off, and then it could be like HA HA HA! but the most annoying thing is FATMAN! he's SOOOO STUUPPPIIDDD!! and he takes SOOO long to KILL, he's like this FAT GUY on rollerblades o_o;; i want to talk more about things in the game, but i don't want someone who hasn't played it to be spoiled -_- the NINGA! is so the same acting.. and its like.... stupid kinda cuz he says like the same things, like "i'm like you, i have no name.. blah blah blah" the game is _SO_ not what i expected you know? i expected to actually BE snake thru the entire game, but its like "..." and on like EVERY page ive been on about MGS2 they never really mentioned raiden, even tho i knew he was in it, i didnt know what he was or what he did, i hope later in the game you get to be snake again, cuz its like NOT metal gear unless your snake.. lol... the shit with ocelot is crazy, its like... o_0; ya know? ::cries:: we love otacon so very much, at least i know he is in the game.. so we are happy.... bleh bleh bleh ... okay, i'll stop talking about it now, im like.... insane and going now, because i donno, i love otacon and snake, lol, i want to play it, but i can't, cuz my sister is sleeping, but when she goes to school tomorrow its ALL MINE! HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHH HAH AH HA HA AH HA HA HA HH AH AH AH AH AHA H AH AHAHHAHAHHAHA HA HAH HAHBAHBAHBAHBAHAH H ABAJBJHBHABHBHBHBMABB MBAM BMA BMAB MB MM BM BMB MAB BHBAHB MHBAHB AMHBA MHB AMHB HA BHABHABHABHAHAHAHAH!! ahem...

(/MGS2)

okay, i must flee 
  XD ::watching the blues brothers:: the best part is coming ::waits:: HAHAHAHAH! I'VE ALWAYS LOVED YOU!!! XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD okay...  
Monday, December 10, 2001
  kay here's what we got: playstation 2(itself.. duh), one paddle, a game shark, 5 BURNT games (7 more are coming), and a real copy of metal gear solid2 ::hearts in eyes:: all for about 580 dollars o_o; we need a memory card tho..... ::dies of overjoy:: MGS2 is so... AWESOME i _LOVE_ the russian soldiers voices! its like XDDDDDD but we hate olga and her units >_< ::laughs:: ... okay.. im going to draw this, then sleep... actually no, im just gonna close this and sleep and screw drawing the picture... until tomorrow
(ignore this, its so i have the addy, and i'll be able to draw it!) ::laughs:: i like who has that gun ::laughs s'more:: 
  i should probably get back to sleep, but i won't, i think i should draw a MGS2 inspired picture! XD ::draws on oekaki:: 
  LIIISSSSSSAAA!!! I DREW YOU A PICTURE!!!
I hope no body realizes this is a comb-over XDDDDD hes an olive, can't you tell by your- er HIS shirt? 
Sunday, December 09, 2001
  ::happy AS SHIT!:: YESS!! WE'RE GETTING A PLAYSTATION T2OOOO!!!! (lol) AREN'T YOU HAPPY FOR ME?! we're also getting 10 FREE games, METAL GEAR SOLID2! i will DIE a happy man! im so.. heppy! its like WHOA! and when we get it we're gonna be like all ADMIRING snake mullet XDDDDDDDDDDDD lol! and we;re getting it in like an HOUR! isn't that GREAT! .... well, then... youre like "not..really.." XD its like ". . . . " 
 
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ass i was taking this big long test but fuckin' explorer crashed AGAIN!!
 
  i want to SING a song... a song... A SOOONONNGGGG :::sings:: i feel like recording myself singing something but i donno what... maybe.... uhh............... shuttup, gruh i hate midis ... well only midis that on are a website ::remembers back in the day when she had a midi on her blog/webpage:: what the fuck was i thinking? i mustve been mad ... or something. i need to have a shower, but whenever i think about having one i get upset, and don't want to... blah, i miss everyone so much as of late, i miss everyone from indec ::cry:: its not faaaAAAAaaaAaIiiIIiIRRR!1 a few days ago i thought up this BIG plan up on how to make the assholes that kicked me out feel REALLY bad, but im not going to type on here, idon't want anyone to know it, cuz somepeople i know might worry about me 
  im so boreded! theres nothing to do even though i have a 'to do' list stacked a mile high, i'll never get around to 80 percent of it... my hair is REALLY notty, i thinking about cutting the back of it off, and leaving the front long... i donno, but if i do that, i can bleach the short hair at the back and dye it a bunch of colours XD... i donno, ivory smells like a urninal cake 6_o arrr, she does, and shes laying in my dead bed like a fruit on a stick 
 

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  laaa im so bored, im so bored ...my back is itchy, im hungry.. 
  u_u;s at her computer, i was in the middle of a post when it decided it was gonna freeza-up, so bleh, all the post said was that i just spent an hour on an oekaki, and that i was listening to room to breathe by project wyze... yeah..... lol 
  okay, now i can actually post something worth-a-little-more-while, okay? cuz i was eating my two pieces of pizza and three wings o-O; lol, that was my big dinner, yay yay yay! james only has to goto jail for one more weekend! im gonna go pick him up with my mommmmmaa ::drinks the last few drops of her pepsi:: pepsi sucks... but it comes with pizza.. i should write out my version of the legend of zelda song XD its SO STUPID!

"Dink, he went to town!
Went to HUMP the Princess Zelda!
but she went away, and now the children can't play! cuz they were'nt even born!
Dink fill up your hearts, so you can short your WEEN with power!
and you can hump a stump, hump a stump, yes hump, a big ugly stump!
Dink.. oh poor Dink! he has caught the AIDS virus,
and now we're gonna cry, cuz he's gonna die, so we're gonna cry cuz they'll be no more little dinks!"

XDDDDDDDD wasn't that FUN? me and b sing that to the version of legend of zelda (lyrical) by SYSTEM OF A DOWN! yes they SING a VERISON of that ::laughs:: it's just ... no about DINK tho.. and you know that what kinda of cat are you test and how it was SO STUPID! well i KNOW what kind of cat i am, IM THE BITEY-SCRATCHY one with two different coloured eyes! lol, like the one puppy we had for a week or two, whose name was MONTANA(stupid name) but he was SWEET and had two dif-eye colours... lol and the white kitty at my gramma hajba's it has a blue eye and a yellow one ::laughs:: ... okay... im done now 
  i just woke up, and i feel lonley, ya know? its like i awake and im like "whered otacon go?" then i realize that im awake and im like "...::sniff::" 
  stupid bold tag 
Friday, December 07, 2001
 


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Thursday, December 06, 2001
  ::runs off to b's room:: i wanna play metal gear solid (1rst playstation) again.... lol, we love snake but we LOVE otacon ::glomps otacon:: hey...BABEH XDDDD i amuse meself! 
  ::kicks blogger:: YOU SUCK! ahem, i just woke up sick from this MGS enduced dream XDD some stupid kid in my dream bothered me so much i wanted to shoot her! 
  oo, i got it back u_u something dicked up and i put a opening html tag, but i didn't finish it, so it messed it up! 
  lalala o well the post just went on about how britt, meg-chan,firefly-chan, alex-chan, annnd the newest oekakier ribby-chan and me should take over oekaki, and how DINK went to town, and how he went to hump princess zelda, but she go away,and the children don't play, cuz they aren't born! XDDDDDDDDD don't ask 
  whoa, i just wrote this big post and it go bye bye! ;_; 
  ::LAUGHS:: SO MANY PEOPLE FROM THIS KAMI-WORLD O'OURS ARE COMIN' TO TONY'S OEKAKI OF DOOM!! XDDDD WE'RE GONNA TAKE IT OVER I SAY! OOOVEVVVVEEERRRR IIIIII IIIOOOOOVVEERRRRR!! HAHHAHAH!BHAHBH! its pretty funny infact, you get hooked on it so easely... n_______n! happy tired d... ::sniff:: i remember when the oekaki was back.. WAY back ... on the FIRST aesiraven oekaki.....there wasn't even 100 pics when i first went there... its so.. beautiful ::wails:: lol, my first oekaki picture SUCKED SOOO MUCH! and so did my second and third, but this was back in the day when painter wasn't even around, it was original oekaki, which means, NO WATER COLOUR! i miss the multi-masking abillities! but its ALLL GOOD!11111 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD hngewjetsajgggkgj SD~GOHOID! XD hahahahahaa! astroid! lol, man, DINK HE GO TO TOWN! COME TO HUMP THE PRINCESS ZELDA! AND NOW SHE WENT AWAY AND NOW THE CHILDREN DON'T PLAY! cuz they aren't born .. yah ...... dink.... XD don't ask.... REALLY don't ask, whoa everything is geting blurring, mind al lthese typing mistakes, i don't really feel like fixing them my writsts hurt and im lazy and tired yeah! i made a cake, from scratch... it scares me, it looks like it is gonna jump out of the pan and devour you in a chewing moist explosion of anger! and flavoour! XDDDDDF mosit! oops... moist! XDD DINK FILL UP YOUR HEARTS SO YOU CAN SHORT YOU WEENIE WITH POWER! XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD I AMUSE MYSELF TOOOOOO DAMN MUUCHHH!!!!!!!!! assheads! i looklike a nut, and sometimes i don't you knwo! cuz the children don't PLAY! ahahahaAN! QUUUUAAATTRREEE is looking at me from this picture that briit drew on a card, and he's not wearing any clothes, and hes just THERE and i don't know why... ::yawn:: so... tired::melts:: 
  i hate these shorts .. they make me slide down my chair, im REAL tired, im in a STUPID MOOD! this morning, i was singing about how we ate this guys ass cuz it looked like a wateer melon... i donno, i think im a crack head, well, i guess im not gonna be following MY agenda for today.... 
  im writing in my blog like KING NUT!! er... TUT! (can't you tell im getting tired??????) 
  ::flexes muscles all macho like:: you wouldn't like to run into ME in a dark ally! ::laughs:: last night my dad was watching old wrestling, and i SWEAR it was SO FUNNY! the SCRIPTS WERE SO FUNNY! URGE? UURGGGE? IVE GOT THE URGE 'NATURAL BOTANICALS' IVE GET THE URGE TO HERBAL! I GOT THE HERBAL IN THE SHOWER! FOR AN ANOTHER HALF AN HOUR! IVE GOT THE URGE 'NATURAL BOTANICALS!' ...i am in NO way enducing natural botanicals, infact, im illegergic to it... or something, my skin gets all crusty and red and dry and stuff .. and same with the st. ives stuff o_o; my knee hurts... but that's okay its making crunching and grinding sounds 6.6 ::spooked:: i hazve an odd urge to floss my teeth... i want SNOW!!! ::CRY:: my BROTHER BOUGHT A SNOW-MOBILE! and of COURSE there is NO SNOW! WATCH OUT WHERE THE HUSKYS GO AND DON'T YOU EAT THAT YELLOW SNOW! ::sings:: i'll be okay! ::waves:: HIIII EVVVEERRRYYYOOOONNNNEEE WHO READS MY BLOOG AND THE SPOOKY PEOPLE LOOKING FOR GAY PORN AND STUFF!!!

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03 Dec, Mon, 10:05:46 Altavista: "i fucking hate" (you fucking hate WHAT?)
03 Dec, Mon, 10:55:25 Yahoo: grandmaw seizure (XDDDDDDD I HAVE THAT!!)
03 Dec, Mon, 18:07:22 Altavista: piss (...-_-;;;)
03 Dec, Mon, 20:57:22 Altavista: piss (...-_-;;;;;)
04 Dec, Tue, 01:52:20 Yahoo: piss (...-_-;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;)
04 Dec, Tue, 06:25:11 Yahoo: medabot sex (XD O YA I GOT TONS O THAT STUFF RIGHT HERE... u_u;)
04 Dec, Tue, 13:42:50 Altavista: piss (...-_-;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;)
04 Dec, Tue, 18:17:34 Yahoo: +MEDABOT +DOWNLOAD (download this asshole ::sticks up middle finger::! )
04 Dec, Tue, 19:40:45 Yahoo: pictures of cardcaptor sex (ya tons o that crap right here, man!)
04 Dec, Tue, 19:42:16 Google: medabot toys (not here, but i can tell you how to make a medabot toy! kay, get a tuna can, draw two eyes on it, tape four straws on it for arms and legs, and nickname it something like "DOLPHINMEET!")
05 Dec, Wed, 07:43:10 Yahoo: medabot (..)
05 Dec, Wed, 09:21:25 MSN Search: morter cycle anmaition (animation... you.... fart knocker!)
05 Dec, Wed, 12:28:27 Yahoo: airplane picutres (pictures! you ROAD KILL!)
05 Dec, Wed, 17:58:55 Yahoo: medabots (><)
05 Dec, Wed, 21:13:34 Altavista: piss (...-_-;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;)
05 Dec, Wed, 22:02:47 Google: piss and vinegar (mmm yummy!)


i got too lazy to delelte the date and shit....XD i get such STUUUUUUUUUUUPPPPPPIIIIIIIDDDDDDDDDDDDDD REFFERALS! ::laughs:: people are soooooo stuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuupid! I LAUGH AT YOU ! AH HA HA HA HA! ::points and falls over while laughing and then gets poked in the ass by a pointy object on the floor:: ow.. 
  ::lookin' on kingsnake.ca:: man... i want... a ball python an ALBINO ball python, i'd like an albino burmese python, but they get soooooo big.... yeeeee... .. . . . but yeah, it'll be good 
  u_u .... ... .... . ... . . ... . y_y ::sniff:: dammit..... im so... sad... i have to live in a fantasy world, because my real one suck....27777777herhehhe i didn't just stick a chopstick in betweenthe kids.. err why did i type kids? i meant to say KEYS! urgh, some stupid broad said "kids" and so i guess i typed it r_r  
  breh stupid commercials.. stupid breh ::kicks her breh:: its cutting off the circulation to my brain.. 
  i scare myself... look at my last few posts... EVERYTHING! MGS! i need help o_0;; lol, im bored.... even though breakfast television is on, im not really in the mood to watch it, i want to play mgs... or something.... i want b-tv to be over already, then, i can sleep, and i can dreamn about otacon and his sexy asssss (lol) im so... in love with a video game character... raablaahh... now they need to make a movie, and the guy who plays otacon will be my sexy bitch! lol.. okay, im going to go seek help! 
  ::grumbles:: stupid midis... o_6 i have my speakers turned up really loud cuz i couldn't here the japanese mgs trailer very well... and i goto a site not knowing it had a midi and i got blasted away 
  lol,imsucha nut .... mmm.. i want some nut..s..XDDDDD 
  im not obsessed! ::hides mgs tattoo::  
  feh... i donno where the box is... too lazy right now...
d's agenda for today
6:00am-9:00am - watch Breakfast Television and play on the pc
9:00am-3:15pm - sleep, and dream about mgs
3:15pm-3:30pm - shower
3:30pm-4:30pm - finish the last few things on my guestpage
4:30pm-7:00pm - clean/empty room of trash
7:00pm-5:59am do random things, like eat, play on computer, think about otacon, watch tv, and so forth
6:00am-9:00am - watch breakfast television...

well, you get the point, anyways ........................ yeah... ,,,, .,... ,.,.,.,c,.lkndsnkkmb g fnfn i did end up drawing fanart for tony(aesiraven)... its on his oekaki it should be in the GIFT section, BUUUT it started out as something the hell else... okay... okay.... ::drinking coke:: mmm sugar... i need sugar...  
  ::thinks really hard:: i want to find my face collection and put them back up on my wall.... i had so many o_o when i was little they used to give me nightmares 
  (one more random mgs ramble) ANIMENATION HAS AN ARTBOOK FOOR IITTTTT!! ::droools:: now.. where can i get 69.95 american? dammit, im SUPPOSED to be saving my dough for anime north.. but what if they have MGS stuff? (and i doubt they will tho) but they might because sons of liberty just came out .. like... in november... or something... heeeyy... maybe... my BROTHER will BUY THE ART BOOK FOR ME!!! (he always buys expensive gifts for us) ::happy as a box of cheese:: (/mgs rambling) 
  !! there's a metal gear solid for NES and GAMEBOY COLOUR! ::has plans to get the gameboy colour game, and MAYBE the nes one:: heehee hee! ::happy:: man, im tired -_- and today... i learned something about "OLGA" (from metal gear solid 2) ... and i wish i didn't know it... i wish i didn't know ...::spits on her and her 'unit(s)' along with her nasty father:: i wonder how much it costs to rent a playstation 2... i wonder if blockbuster even lets you RENT them... they should... they let you rent other systems.... sigh i haven't been there in so long u_u last time i was there, i sat in the car, and this asshole cop came up and gave us a ticket... ::on blockbuster.ca:: YES! THEY LET YOU RENT THEM!!! ::sigh:: SO GOOD!! i have 40 bucks... i _COULD_ go and rent that and 2 games for 29.99! ::sigh:: wouldn't THAT be the DAY?!?!? it doesnt say how long you get it for tho.... probably like 3 days or some shit like that u_u o well... ::Dances around the mullberry bush:: im so HAPPY! (notice that i speak alot of metal gear? heheh im not obsessed! NEVER! X3 ... ya see.. i think that METAL GEAR DOES EXSIST! DUN DUN DUN! well it DOES exsist.. in MY life anyway! i kinda wish i was like REALLY nuts, so then i could talk to otacon and snake, and they would ACTUALLY answer me...) hmm maybe at animenorth this year they will have this ::points a picture of a metal gear solid wallscroll (the SNAKE one...):: i hope they do... they prolly won't tho... cuz these are from the one for the original playstation.. and snake has short hair... i like his long(er) hair more.. he reminds me of rambo XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD okay.. enough of my random mgs rambling... i must go turn on tv to watch breakfast television.... 
  i just downloaded some SCARY! i was searching for metal gear songs (im looking for I Can't Say Goodbye to Yesterday [i think that's what its called] if you see it, can you grab it for me?) anyways... yeah so i was searching, and i found a metal gear solid remix and it says its from DDR (5th mix... or something like that) ::frightened:: its very scary... o_o if this ass wasn't blabing on about how it was a remix, it'd sound better... but it scares me still... ::dances all funky like to it:: 
  la la i like to siiinnnngggggg ... im gonnasee if i can find that clip from the big lewboski, where he's driving and smokin' a doobie 
  ahhh mucho goodo 
  OOOOO IM REALLY BURSTING! ::has too go piss SOOO BAD!:: LOL! i was drawing a picture.. and hell ... i forgot and now that i think about it i gotta go ::runs off:: 
  i still haven't went pee u-u;;; im so bored... people hate me o_o i have no social skills what-so-ever, so people leave me alone... im pretty okay with that i guess... la la la i want to draw someone fanart... i think i'll draw tony(aesiraven) fanart of iren from his comic (note to self add to list down side..) laa dee doo daa eh... too lazy -_- to do both... im in a pretty awful mood infact ::wails:: i donno why, i guess cuz everything sucks for me ... i wish that things would stop sucking royal dick (XD) i amuse myself, i think its sorta bad when you are laying in bed with your dog, and you have a conversation with her o_o; i donno, i think its about time i goto the doctor's, i don't like going there, esspecially this ONE doctor, she always asks me all these questions and they get me upset, and i always leave crying, because i hate her, alot. sigh, someone has kinked my tube of life, so i only get a little bit of it, but eventually the tube will burst, and i'll have a rush of life, and then, it'll be over... i donno, i feel like drawing some thing... but i don't know what 
  yeee, i gotta peee XD (that rhymed) i donno ... that ass on oekaki pissed me the hell off, saying they drew that picture! the admin deleted tho ... .. so.. yeah 
Wednesday, December 05, 2001
  ow my mouse hand hurts ;_; 
  la la la i have a HEADACHHHEE-UHH 
  i have a REALLLY bad headache >< hrub! a;lsfkja;lskjfa;lsjklgdsgjkfb;kjfb;k lj flkkj fkb fkjngdnn! SAYS ME! ::drools:: keeevviiiiinnnnn frrannnkkiiissshhh!!! XD he changed his hair, now it's not so SLICK... i like his NON SLICK hair, it's like SHHWWIIINNNGGG!! XD ::thinks:: i think im gonna run out to the kitchen and get.... .. uh... uhm..... er.... uh... maybe... some..... cerial? AHCK! no against my religeons./...nc,dalgB!nkjl .... i want a kevin frankish burger (lol)  
  im so... bored, im waiting for breakfast television to come on already! sheesh! i have my tv turned down, cuz its telling me shit, about shit, lardy... its gonna be on soon, but i don't care, not right this second, im REALLY itchy! ITCHY AS HELL! im kind of hungry too -_- the last thing i need is some more instant ramen... damnation..... i didn't just jump to turn up my tv trip over a bag and fall onto my bed,then jump up and step on a paper bad then jumbled into my chair...nope... not me... im so... not- stupid i can't believe that is 11*C out! the high is _15_ ITS DECEMBER! CHRIST ON A CRUTCH!! I WANT SNOOOWW!! ::wails:: 
  you know what? i think it will be a mistake to get a burmese python, im not ready for such a huge animal, im gonna get a ball python, its the same price (150 for a normal coloured one, and 200 bucks for an albino.... i think o_o) ball pythons only grow to be about 4-6 feet, and they are easier to take care of (and don't need to eat rabbits 8_8) so yeah, when i get older, maybe, but not now... AND im gonna name is BUNDLLLEE!!! ::squeals!:: lol 
  XDDDDDDDD kay, just downloaded this thing.. abotu mgs2, and i SWEAR! IT'S LIKE SOMETHING ME AND BRITT WOULD DO!! its like when they are playing, they zoom in on the soliders asses, and stuff, and it looks like snake is humping the dead guys (cuz you can pick them up, and drag them around) and it's SOOOO JOKES!! ::laughs a lot:: and there's this other part where snake opens this locker, and there's a broad in a bikini on it, and then the locker door is on the floor, and snake looks like he;s humping it! i can't laugh out loud, cuz its late, and i swear im crying cuz i finded it so funny (normal people prolly won't find this funny... but i do, and britt will too...)  
  XDDDDDDDD QUOTES FROM THE BIG LEBOWSKI!::laughs:: that movie was so JOKES! o HAOHOHO!! the best part is when the dude tries to throw his doobie out the window of it car, when he is driving and his window is up, so it falls and lands on his lap and he smashes into a garbage-box thing XDD and the part where the guy sets his car on fire and the DUDE is like "They finally did it... they killed my fucking car!" o, its SUCH a JOKES movie... 
Tuesday, December 04, 2001
  ::watching the billboard awards:: man... i love incubus... ::drools:: (lol) and they sound so good live... unless they are lip syncing and stuff ::looks around:: 
  im bored, i want to draw something on oekaki, but im .... uninspired 
  see, for this i like both psychology and literature, so i did it with both,
(with psychology)

If I was a work of art, I would be Salvador Dali's Persistence of Memory.

I am a surreal landscape composed of several disjointed and bizarre components. I like to keep an eye on the time, although the very concept is fluid for me. People are never sure what they are seeing when they look at me.

Which work of art would you be? The Art Test



(with literature)

If I was a work of art, I would be Piet Mondrian's Composition A.

I am rigidly organised and regimented, although my cold and unapproachable exterior hides a clever way of thinking and a rebellious and innovative nature. A lot of people don't understand me, but I can still affect them on an emotional level.

Which work of art would you be? The Art Test



im like a mixture o'both.. HAR DEE HAR HAR ...uhm... melting CLOCKS WITH A K XD... ahem... nevermind u_u;;;  
  i feel so alone ;_; im in a real upset mood, i don't know why, it just hit me like a brick 
  im gonna go play sims... la dee daaaa  
  la la la la i was going to sleep, but do you think i can? NO! i slept too much ...today.... err.... yesterday... i gotta peee!!! ::runs to the can:: 
  XDDDDD this is so jokes! I WANT THAT LEGO METAL GEAR REX! if i had it, i'd put it on my computer screen and LAUGH! 
  im glad that firefly liked me drawing o'candra, she looks so weird tho... maybe i should draw a better one by hand, cuz i suck with a mouse :: XO's at her mouse:: im so bored, i drew a picture today of mei mei and nyku, and they look SO cute (she's hugging him) yeee hee hee hee, i donno, i need to do something, but i don't know what... my bones are all kraky, i slept to much today -_- hahahaha! i drew a pictrure of that angel guy with no pants on!!! XDDDD (its on the experimental oekaki) ja ja im bored.. 
Monday, December 03, 2001
  i started to write out anw, ive changed alot of it, to make it better, i'll prolly draw it out, and put it up on my keenspace, cuz i FINALLY figured out the entire story line! i KNOW! ITS AMAZIN'! lol, i have alot more to wright, now i wish i wrote it on the computer, cuz its gonna be pretty long u_u;; but fehfehfeh oh well, i should get a voice reconitioon thingy, so i could just read it, and then it would be all like TYPED ... but eh, too lazy, ive been listening to a david usher song alot today 0_o; im such a weirdo ::dances:: but thats.... okay 
Sunday, December 02, 2001
  I am 75% Metal-Head.



I was born with the mark of the beast on my forehead and an axe in my arms. I am the god of all things metal! Now if only I could get my parents to give me back my car keys.....


Take the Metal-Head Test at Fuali.com!


kay, im _REALLY_going to bed now 
 







I am 39% Raver.



Well, I have been to a rave. I probably know a bunch of ravers, but they may think of me as an outsider. That's okay, at least I am not a complete freak.

Take the RAVER Test at Fuali.com!





uhh ... no 
  : : :: - w w w . f u a l i . c o m - :: : : I AM 77% GOTH.



Image and attitude are my paths to Goth-dom.
Graceful and scary. I am the Master, with
many slaves.


Take the GOTH Test at Fuali.com!





::shivers:: stupid spagetti made me cold 
  : : :: - w w w . f u a l i . c o m - :: : : I AM 33% GEEK.



I probably work in computers, or a history
deptartment at a college. I never really
fit in with the "normal" crowd. But I have
friends, and this is a good thing.




Take the GEEK Test at Fuali.com!




i'm eating cold spagetti.... 
  GET UP GET UP GET UP DROP THE BOMBSHELL!! XDD picture _ME_ singing that! HAH! since i have such a stupid voice, i can't sing like a guy, so i sing like a chick-like person, and its man singing (if you downknow what song that is its bomb shell by powerman 5000, its a GOOD song, kinda sounds like white zombie...) im so tired, and yet not, i feel like ive got ants in my pants... but im not wearing anypants... SOMEONE! REMIND ME TO CLEAN MY ROOM TOMORROW! i _HAVE_ TO! just like i _HAVE_ to finish my 2 part of my guest page (i hope you like it meg, its kinda.. REALLY stupid... and its prolly gonna get bad reveiws... except from those who want to see yuken with some FULL FRONTAL NUDITY!! DUN DUN DUN .... XDDD not really, he's gonna be blurred, because, its the ONNNLLLLLYYY WWWAAAAYYY... BREAK DOWN ::crushes pop can on head:: XD) okay.... im gonna goto bed, i wont sleep. but im going anyways.. 
  im _SO_ bored, i was playing sims, BUUUUT! about 10 minutes into it, it froze, but the sounds kept playing, so i had to restart, my mom likes to watch me play sims, its funny, im listening to the law and order theme song (you all should download it, and bask in its warming glowing warming glowying GLOW!) XD ive got a severe headache, cuz my mop of a hair is in a pony tail, and i can't wear my hair up without getting a headache, feh, i feel like writing something, but there really is no reason, no one reads anything anymore (lol) im thinking about making my kamishibai page just about my stories... cuz come on.. i like to write stories, maybe i'll write a survey up.... beh too lazy, no one would take it any ways... rah rah rah ::danceS:: my wrist is buggin me the hell alot, i haven't talked to lisa in such a long while ::sniff:: a couple nights ago CARLA called me u-u she's a friggin' pot head, i don't want her around me if shes like that, i don't make friends with pot heads , mostly cuz i know what happens to them, ::u_u's at her dad, mom and brother, who all haven't made it thru highschool:: yeah ....... im listening to WALK by PANTERA

Can't you see I'm easily bothered by persistence
One step from lashing out at you...
You want in to get under my skin
And call yourself a friend
I've got more friends like you
What do I do?

Is there no standard anymore?
What it takes, who I am, where I've been
Belong
You can't be something you're not
Be yourself, by yourself
Stay away from me
A lesson learned in life
Known from the dawn of time

Respect, walk
(its missing some words here, but im too lazy to type it!)

Run your mouth when I'm not around
It's easy to achieve
You cry to weak friends that sympathize
Can you hear the violins playing you song?
Those same friends tell me your every word

Respect, walk
(here too!)

Are you talking to me?
No way punk

i like this song verra much, don't know why tho ::dances:: 
Saturday, December 01, 2001
  XD last night britt made a sim of herself, and just used her face, and changed the hair so it was my colour(s) and MAN its FUN! we live in a house with Liquid Snake and Solid Snake XDDD see i would live with an otacon, but there's NO sim skins of him... anywhere, so i have to live with liquid (and there's no way in HELL im gonna try and make one o_o ) yeahhahahH! i think im gonna go play it!..... oh yeah we got a BABY XDDDDD 

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