aw for fucksake! i was in such a good mood, and britt has kazaa open. there goes my mood. T_______T kazaa kills my computer, and she leaves it open so long, i wouldnt do this to her. I cant even talk to anyone, because my connection just butts out, and signs me out. fuck, its like 56k all fucking over again. why do i even BOTHER? im going to fucking bed.  ¶ 11:13 PM

  ::pats very full tummy:: i ate at jack astors n__n ive only had their food once, and i just had a little, BUT DAMN IT WAS GOOD I HAD FISH'N'CHIPS ::DROOOL::, and i watched football xDD but yeah, we went in the bar side, so there was skantally clad pictures of women here and there, but it was funny, and britt kept sorta yelling at our waiters to take it off, and they were both REALLY nice, and stuff, and it was fun. and im going up north tomorrow, to go driving. W00T!!!! I WANNA DRIVE REALLY BADLY.

uh what else? OH YEAH! I DREW ANOTHER OEKAKI! ::SOBS:: GO ME!!!! my mom got a new stereo in her car for 60 bucks, originally 100- but like store bought its like 200 (its hot, no da.) uh anything else?... not that i can recall.   ¶ 10:18 PM

  jesus needs to calm the fires within DUNN DUNUNUNNN DUUUUUNN ::holds up a picture of jesus and covers half of it with half of a more greener, and hulkier version of jesus' face:: DUH DUN!!  ¶ 11:30 AM

  the road to knighthood is paved with strenght and nobelity, not LSD and sideburns! ::horse neighs, rears up, and rides off into the distance::  ¶ 12:12 AM

 
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probably gonna mess up the frames. ::gurgles:: i should sleep. i drew an oekaki. be proud. kiss my flaming ass.  ¶ 11:58 PM

  GOD DAMMIT! ::SQIRMS:: I CANT EVEN GOTO THE CAN. T____T if i leave chibi d in my room i KNOW she'll take a flaming dump on my floor. so im sitting here, watching her, cause i put her out in the living room and they just put her back in here. im REALLY not feeling good, i havent since i ate that ice cream last night, ::struggles to break free of the sticky spider web that confines me to my bedroom::

UGuhuhuguguh  ¶ 12:12 PM

  RIDIN' ON A BU~US!! RIDIN' ON A BU~US!! SITTIN' NEXT TO BUMS! THERE'S AN OPEN SEAT! 'HOPE THAT ISN'T PEE!  ¶ 12:41 AM

  Some Pointless Quiz.

Movies I'd Watch Over and Over:
01. Lord of the Rings
02. One Hour Photo
03. The Metal Gear Solid 2 movie ::WINKWINK::
04. REMOTE ::POP SHOOTS OUT NOSE::
05. Jugs (If that is a movie.)
06. Perfect Blue
07. Mononoke-hime
08. uh... ....
09. uhm...
10. er... boobs?

Nine People I Enjoy The Company Of:
01. Lisa
02. Meg
03. Britt
04. ..Egg
05. Chibi D
06. Mom.
07. uh
08. er
09. em..

Eight Things I'm Wearing:
01. jeans
02. t-shirt
03. underwear
04. bra
05. bitter expression
06. uh..
07. er...
08. yes.


Seven Things On My Mind:
01. BOOBS
02. how much i hate things
03. why ivory is barking
04. how come im only wearing 5 anythings
05. my headache and how annoying it is
06. why do people talk to me?
07. i have heartburn

Six Items I Touch Every Day:
01. Mouse
02. Desk
03. Door Knob.
04. Bed
05. Fridge Door
06. Floor

Five Things I Do Everyday:
01. Sleep
02. Eat
03. Be loud
04. Laugh at things
05. pee.

Four Bands/Musical Artists That I Couldn't Live Without:
01. you know, i couldnt fill this out even if i tried, i like to much stuff
02.
03.
04.

Three Of My Favorite Songs Of The Moment:
01. ATWA by System of a Down
02. I Wish You Were Here by Pink Floyd
03. Canta Per Me by Yuki Kajura (i think xD) its from Noir.

Two People Who Influenced My Life The Most:
01. Other than parents and siblings? Lisa
02. Meg

One Person I Love More Than Any Other:
01. ? i dont think there is one, unless Otacon and Snake count.




uh .. .yeah  ¶ 9:35 PM

  ::THROWS SHOES:: i hate this. I HATE THIS. DAMMIT!!! i just want to go back to sleep. and not fucking wake up for a few fucking days. all i want is to goto kikiwai and get my damn art book(s?) and a wallscroll. then screw everything and everyone else.
im sick of my dad yelling at me cause chibi d did something wrong, well SOR-FUCKING-RY! if you didnt let her follow you everywhere, and sleep with her, MAYBE she would want to STAY in my room, for fucking sakes. and im sick of my mom yelling at me. for anything. like now i have a pounding headache, and asshole willis is flying around my head, and i swat at him and damn near fall on my ass, and so i scream at him, and she yells at me. well fucking SORRY MOM, i cant handle his nails poking through my shirt. it makes me psyhically fucking sick.

and i hate people. for making my life hell. and you wonder why students go nuts and kill people in their schools.
  ¶ 5:48 PM

  i have such a fucking headache. everyone is being an asshole to me. and i mean EVERYONE.   ¶ 5:30 PM

  OHIHIHOHIHOHihoioioi.. ::EXPLODES ON THE SPOT::
JUGS.COM
ITS SO GREAT! <3<3<3 XDDDDDD  ¶ 12:11 PM

  its so quiet... o_o... i could hear.. myself fall over...   ¶ 2:55 PM

  its all GOOOOEY outside! gooey like tiger!! XDDDDDDDDDD stupid msn garbage face. MSN stands for "Men So Nude" just incase you didnt know... XDDDDD .................. stop laughing.  ¶ 2:39 PM

  im already pissed the hell off. for fucksakes. i hate my life.  ¶ 8:21 AM

  ::has egg around neck:: SHES HOT LIKE TIGER XDDDDD i looove her, shes sooooo waaaarrrmmm, she poop big chunk in cage. XDDDDDDDD i love egg in all her snakey watm gooey ness, when i hold her when im on the computer, she always wraps around the keyboard, and presses buttons. i love egg and chibi d ::hugs egg and chibi d:: THEYRE SO CUTE! see i want a little friend that follows me everywhere, and doesnt speak much, and at random i just want to hug them and scream about them being cute.

sometimes i do that to chibi d, but she just kinda goes like hrrn? and licks me. or bites me. and wags her tail.. EGG GET OF& THE KEYBOAR*D YOYRS M*AK(UUI)NG (TH)US UNOSSIBKE!! A)HHHH!! E)GGG! YOLU ASSMC(UNH!!!vvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvop bprsc NOO THE BACK SPACE KEEY LOOOOL HER TAIL GOTSCARED ::bundles egg::  ¶ 1:42 AM

  LOOK WHAT I CAN DO ::GYRATES AND ROTATES HIPS:: IM SUCH A FUCK NUT XDDDDDD LETS GET DAANNGEERROUUUSS! XDDD

Im bored, let me tell you! i drew a ::Sneeze:: a picture in paintchat... lol, MAY I PLEASE REMAIN IN THIS SPACE FOR DARTS?

::throws darts at picture of raine maida:: stupid childmolestor! I CANT BELIEVE I USED TO LIKE OUR LADY PEACE. ::SMASHES CDS::

EGG IS BEING SOOOO CUTE! she really likes the sticks in her cage, i guess she feels more secure with them there, i have her lid taped shut, cause she can escape if i dont, so i have to peeeel the tape off when i hold her XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD~

lisa thanks for them e-cards, they made me feel beeettterr! ::SOBS:: I LOVE YOU SO MUCH ::Eats ice cream and sobs into it:: ITS CAUSE IM FAT ISNT IT!! ::sobs:: AHUSHHH ::EATS ICE CREAM:: what? I DONT KNOW. but its funny.

Science has failed our world! Science has failed our Mother Earth.
::ROOTAATES:: I WANNA MARRY BROCK LESNAR! britt says "Too bad! YOU are him!" does that mean that meg is gonna try to hook me up with her BRO-THER?! AHHH! ::HIDES UNDER MUSSLE-FULSHELL::

XDDDD you know what i havent posted in a long time? art. I NEED TO.. post some, but i hardly think anyone really wants to see it, i think ive improved a bit, but i donno... uhhhhhhh yeah, i think thats it.
  ¶ 1:27 AM

  ::JIGGGLLEESS:: URRRGGGGHHHHHFFFFFFTTTUH STUPIIIID. okay, i went to sleep at like 2:30am, last night, right? okay, and this morning at like 8am!! my DAD decides he's gonna throw a VERY awake chibi d into my room, and take sleeping ivory (who was very peacefully sleeping on my bed beside me) so i was like HNNNnnggf, and i went back to sleep, but then afterthe course of an hour chibi d must've woke me up 35 times, crying for me to pay attention to her, or let her out, and everytime, i said come on up, and i pulled her up on my bed,and that would last say... 30 seconds, and she'd start crying again T________________+ so then i woke upat 9:15ish, and seen a pile of DUNG on my floor and was like URRRRRGGGHHH~! and so i got up let chibi d out and cleaned it up......... ::GARGLE:: and im so tired.... britt should get up, URRG i want to die so much right now.  ¶ 10:15 AM

  ::drinks red:: im cold, my BAACK IT BUUURRRRNnNNSSS XD its sad cause we get food from the FOOD BANK T_____T;;;;;;;;;

stupid..boobs... ::jiggles uncontrolably::  ¶ 7:17 PM

  oh man im bored, im wearing mismatched socks cause my toeses are cold XD chibi d is in my bed looking soo soioooooooo cuuuuute, i wanna bundllleee heeerr, i chased chibi d with a squeeky toy. then she ate it. and my dad took it away from her. ;0;  ¶ 12:25 AM

  IM FINALLY DONE MY ROOM. well as good as it gets. cause you know, the stuff........... egg....... im HUNGREH, well kinda, my dad is making me some frizies... ow i poked myself in the eye.  ¶ 11:19 PM

  my arm is dead. like really really REALLY dead. ::Gargle:: it HURRTTSSS ::SOB:: i watched lotr last night XDDD but the end was messed up cause i was watching it on a VCD cause im too cheap to buy the DVD........................................ boobs i got nothing else to say, carpet still hasnt been cleaned T_T; the store is being a fucknut, and wont get a new machine to send over, so they should do it now UH.

also, we might not be moving now T__________T;;;; my mom wants to, but now my dads trying to be all nice and crap, (and for those who dont know whats going on, thats okay, youre not supposed to.)

My grandad is gonna be down tomorrow.... which means i gotta fix my room anyways, cause he's gonna be here and be queer, and not want anymore bears. cause you know, the bears.


::SHRUUUGS:: it feels like my arm is lodged over tornado alley. egg ate today, meg you missed out again XD but RANDY got to see, and egg missed three times before she got the mouse, something is up with egg, and im kinda worried about her, cause i dreamt she died again ::sob:: and i thought it actually happened again, and i was REALLY upset, and then i rolled over and looked at her cage and realized my bed is where it is, and i was like EGGGG, and i held her before i fed her, i love egg, shes so sweet......... and gooey...

i found a silver childs bracelet that says "mexico" on the back, and its REALLY cute, its kinda tarnished, but it has this little white flower on it, and its SO cute, and i wish it was bigger so i could wear it, but, its like for a LITTLE kid, like.. LITTLE LITTLE.... chibi d is so attached to my dad, and i dont like it, cause its like what happened with ivory, but from the beginning, T____________________________T;;;;;;;;;;

my stomach is all hurty along with my stupid draring hand, and maybe i should clean up my room.... T^T  ¶ 6:49 PM

  i gotta.. uh... move my bed closer to computer. xDDD cause we're gonna be doing the rug, and well its weeet i get to sit on bed or chair... XDD i walked chibi deeeeee and she walks pretty good, considering that its like her 5th time walking... boobs  ¶ 4:42 PM

  ::stretches:: my back is KILLLLING XP im gonna go find something to eat. ::SMACKS LIPS:: i think we still have some boblaves(sp?) i think thats how its spelt.. i donno, its hella good, especially with ::isnt even gonna attempt at spelling this word:: its like... this hot sauce stuff that my gramma hajba makes, BUT ITS SOO GOOD IN THE BOBLAVES! (its pronouced like boh-b-la-vesh, i think xDDDD i cant remember leave me alone, i suck at hungarian.) ::slobbergargles and goes off::  ¶ 1:22 PM

  Well, since i cant sit on my chair infront of my computer, im sitting on my bed, and chibi d is behind me breathing up my back XDD im hungry, gotta clean my rug today, so my floor is gonna be wet and smell like.. wet.. xD
man, i hate that guy in the geocities ads, and think there is a chick too, and he's like STANDING there trying to be hip, and smiling smugly, and i wanna tear him a new a cause he's always looking at me.





what sort of weirdo are you?

this quiz by belle
XD  ¶ 1:15 PM

  my dream has come true!!!!! thats right people, im using my computer from the comfort of my own bed XDDDDD isnt this great? not really, but im tired and im on my computer, and its like why move?! xD i can't see the keyboard!! give me credit, cause i dont know where home row is, cause i type like such a crazy ass and i dont believe in having all my fingers typing only my thumbs for spacebars and enter and shift, and my middle finger, and index/pointer for the keys, and sometimes my ring fiiiinnnngaaaah XD im telling you about my typing habits, thats sad...

britt just came in here, and was like YOU MUST BE IN HEAVEN XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD actually laying like this is doing a number on my back, since i just spent the last hour or so vacuuming my floor with a small mini shopvac, and the head thingy isnt big so you have to bend to use it like a crazy ass, but i suppose thats okay,

uhhhhh OH YEAH,
I watched WWE UNFORGIVEN, okay, i liked it. im not going to lie. i enjoy watching wrestling- its sad i know, but i hate soap operas for chicks, so i watch the kind for men!!
XDDDDD I LOVE THE UNDERTAKER-- you know, ive loved him all my life, one day i will meet him, and i will tell him ive loved him since i started watching the WWF and he'll be like SHUTTUP ::TOMBSTONES D:: and i'll be like BUT I LOOOVE YOU! and then triple H will come and close line Undertaker, and i'll be like YOU ASSHOLE and he'll be like sorry i thought you needed help, and i'll smack him over the head with my shoe. and help the undertaker up.
ANYWAYS, the thing with the undertaker and brock lesnar, was SO dramatic!!! BUT GOOOD. i mean GOOO~ XDD i like brock lesnar, he's such a prick, and he wipes the blood across man boobs.

XDDDDDDDDDDD
my dad things that rick flare should wear a full body suit, not just the underwear part, cause he doesnt look good and his muscles sag, and you can see his boobs jiggle, xDDDDDD


i want to meet brock lesnar, and ask him to say that he is my secret corn syrup, i think he would just be confused.


yay! Valentine Angel tagged my tag board ::SOBS WITH GLEEE::

i gotta fix my tag board ::goes to fix::

  ¶ 2:39 AM

  milhouse, give him back his soul, ive got work in the morning.  ¶ 7:53 PM

  ::ROOOTATES EYE:: OH MAN IM SUPPOSED TO BE CLEANING MY ROOM. iTS So cool and GOOOOOD outside, last night i walked chibi d and ivory at the same time, it was funny. cause i was like FALL TRIP BURN DEAAATH.
I wanna goto the kikiwai store, and get me a snake figure!!! DAMMIT! stupid me having to get a stupid RAIDEN. OOHHH WELL, i want snake, and ocelot, and i want to make them GET IT ON-- err xDDDD uhh~ i donno, im boreded. as you can see, im supposed to be like.... cleaning but im NOT CAUSE IM HUMPING THIS CHAIR HERE. well, off i go.
IM GONNA DRAW A PICTURE OF A PREGNANT SNAKE, AND OTACON RUBBING HIS BELLY AND SMILING. cause that would be so cute, and funny.  ¶ 7:41 PM

  ehhh feeling kinda ehhhh, i was really upset last night about them sellign al, then meg came over and i felt better, and we determined that i am a ringalo. ::rolls away::  ¶ 4:34 PM

  i didnt think i'd ever be at this level again. i was wrong. for fucking sake.  ¶ 4:48 PM

  the pups are finally losing their BABEH teeth, it only took ages XD then they wont have owwie pin teeth anymore, theyll have... owwie pinchy teeth likr ivory has, ivory is such a pinchy.. i wonder where she is at..  ¶ 2:39 PM

  you know what? when woke up guess what just FOUND out of no where. A DOLLAR. i rolled over, and looked down at the floor and there it was just sitting there, andthen as i reached for it, al and chibi d came swarming in and jumped into bed with me and licked me to my doom. does this mean im gonna have a good day? only time... will tell... oh yeah, you know my neighbours? ALEX, and Sheila.) SHEILA IS DUUUE REALLLLLY SOOON! SHES GONNA BE A MOOOOMMMMMMYY! XDD im happy for her, but shes FRIGGIN' HUGE, her baby is a 12 pounder o_o; im glad IM not her. XDDDDD~ ::goes off to make some bacon and eggs::   ¶ 11:34 AM

  I'm pissed off! you know why im pissed off? I HATE MY LIFE. thats fucking why. IM REALLY hungry and when i dont eat i get sick and get a bad headache, and then when i do eat, i get sicker to my stomach, and im fucking sick of my stupid life. its so stupid. i wouldnt even CALL this life! like what do i do? I sit around, i sometimes see my friends, even if i went to school, that's all i would have! school, i'd have no friends there! and then i'd come home to this hell! Butwhy should i even BOTHER to goto school?! Im just gonna end up dead in a muddy ditch somewhere ANYWAY. why waste someone elses time?! for FUCKSAKES. why the hell does this have to FUCKING HAPPEN NOW?! I want to leave, BUT NOT LIKE THIS FOR FUCKSAKES. my mom is going to goto a Women's Shelter so they can help us out, cause my asshole FATHER wont. I HATE THIS. AND I HATE YOU FOR READING THIS AND GOING "Everyone has problems, what makes you think yours are THAT bad?" YEAH WELL THEY ARE BAD. BECAUSE THEY ARE HAPPENING TO ME. IF THEY WERE HAPPENING TO YOU RIGHT NOW, YOU'D BE BITCHING TOO. ASSHOLE.  ¶ 8:19 PM

  DON'T TOUCH WILLY.
...
"okay"  ¶ 5:14 AM

  my life is falling apart. its finally starting. i knew it was going to happen. and here it goes. for fucksakes. i dont know what to do.  ¶ 8:04 PM

  im feeling oh so gay. ~_~ and yes, i want your millenium puzzle.  ¶ 8:43 AM

  you know, cause i can always use another pencil.  ¶ 1:31 AM

  ::Grey Fox impression:: NA-OMIIIIIIIIIIIIIII! ::/Grey Fox impression::


XD

HAhAhahahaha. im being so stupid. I FEEL LIKE IM FLYING FATHER! XDDD i took a bunch of pictures of Naomi and Mei Ling, cause i wanted to.  ¶ 5:25 PM

  0_o; i just talked to the guy, whose son hun himself a while back, i_i;; uhh i hate phones!!!! he TALKED to me, i think it was who it was, im not all that sure right now, since i just woke up 45 minutes ago, and i was playing mgs:integralVR, and i was figuring out WHO DONE IT!!! XD~ but yeah... he thought that james wasnt home to some people, ;0; i wasnt lying! I donno where he is!! ::sobsob:: oh well. im bored now.  ¶ 5:22 PM

  feeling like its my fault that britt doesnt goto. ::kills self::  ¶ 1:48 PM

  ::rips pillow case:: HAD TO EAT THE FANCY KNIFE....  ¶ 12:29 AM

  ::crampcrampcramp:: urrrrrrrr~ i had a good day, i spent it with lisa, feel sick, but physically ::crampycrampcramp:: T_- agh. normal feelings all things considered. willwrite more detailed account of the events that took place today, later.  ¶ 11:11 PM

  AHHH im going stark raving MAAD ::GNAWS ON LEGS:: I NEED. TO. DRAW. WITH TABLET. ::HAVING MAJOR TABLER WITH DRAWL:: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH ::DOWNLOADS MIKE TYSONS PUNCH OUT!!!:: XDDDDDDDD  ¶ 10:27 AM

  no you never think you know!! JOY! k, a long time ago, back before i had tablet, i drew mgs2 fanart on ze oekaki. since i lost everything. i lost those picutres. then i remembered a chick e-mailing me and asking if she could use the pictures for her mgsslash yahoo group, i said yes, and kinda.. never went and looked at her group. today i did. and guess what? i got my pictures bacK! well. two of them! BUT ITS GOO~! XDDD the matrix is goo.  ¶ 5:29 PM

  ::spins in chair:: im so boooored. last night the front of the ocelating (i didnt write oceloting, quite accusing me.) fan fell off, and my dad just closed ivory in my room cause she was tearing it up with the puppies, and he didnt know, and he shuts the door and starts walking off and its quiet, and then he yells "THE FAN BIT ME!" and me and britt looked at eachother. thought about what he just said, and burst into mad laughter. he told us that the fan biting him wasnt funny. and to stop laughing. we laughed harder. IT WAS SO FUNNY.  ¶ 2:41 PM

  HEY YOOOOOO!! XDD~ oh man yesterday i seen 'One Hour Photo' with meg, THAT MOVIE WAS SO GOOD. PROPS TO ROBIN WILLIAMS. ~~ last night i had this STUPID dream, about my mom driving a helicopter, and my brother owning 3 bull terriers, and a bunch of psycho cats, and then i asked my mom to fly us to silver city, so me and b could see one hour photo, but my mom kept yelling at me and telling me that i couldnt wear this giant green skirt, and that i had to change. which confused me.
~ XD
I GOT PRISMACOLOURS!!! IM GETTING MORE TODAY!! W00T! i drew like 4 pictures, go meee! XDDDDDDD today, i gotta get snake's colours, and otacon's hair colour-- yay! ::hugs her mom for buying her and b a bunch out of no where::  ¶ 10:09 AM

  yolk..........i have nothing to do... the other night i seen a commercial for Spirited Away (i think thats what it was called) I WANNA SEE THAT! It looks cute... i hope they play it in a cinema around here.
im tired, so very tired, im itchy too...  ¶ 12:28 PM

  XD~ last night i kept scanning my face while doing REALLY stupid things, like eating raiden's leg, and having a packet of ketchup. I WAS SO AMUSEDED. im boreded, wonder woman is such a tight ass. XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD ....................... im amused by hawkgirl.  ¶ 11:23 AM

  hey i think that guy has peter stillman's voice actor. i am. VASTLY AMUSED. ::eats goo::  ¶ 11:18 AM

  LOL im watching THE JUSTICE LEAQUE T_T i love cartoons. <3<3<3  ¶ 11:15 AM

  im eating a bowl of instant mashed potatos.... why does this remind me of my childhood? that and...... powdered milk.... these things shouldnt remind one of when they were little, should they? feh, they taste like ass, i dont have any butter................... so im molding my potatos. (yay potatos for.. breakfast? dinner? lunch? BRUNCH? THE MEAL BETWEEN BRUNCH AND LUNCH?!)  ¶ 11:12 AM

  I CANT BELIVE HEMAN AND THE MASTERS OF THE UNIVERSE IS ON, AND I'VE ALREADY SEEN THIS 'EPISODE' TODAY!! ARHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH~~~~~~~ lol heman........ I WISH MY NAME WAS HE~MAN~!!!! ::burp::

im watching britt' ff8 music videoto deerdance due to extreme bordem. i could go work on my music videos.. BUT IM LAZY-- OH I GOTTA WRITE THAT DAMN E-MAIL!! ::scootscootscootscoo's off::

  ¶ 10:16 AM

  it has come to my attention, that i would rather watch old school superfriends then watch 'beyblade' ::YAWN:: im drinking coke. and watching jackie chan adventures. -_- i always watch cartoons on the weekends. i love cartoons... XD AHH SUN IN EYES.  ¶ 9:03 AM

  HOLY FOOTPRINTS BATMAN, LOOK! (lol, im not watching superfriends, what're you talking about? wonderwoman is such a bad actor, oh no theyre in the distant mountains in canada!!!!!!! T_T;)  ¶ 7:09 AM

  word! XDD i just had like a two hour long bath, normally i hate baths, but it felt good to just SIT there. hmm hmm, i think im gonna go visit with egg for a while. she better not pee on my corpse.  ¶ 5:28 AM

  You are? : A Big Gay Flying Bar
What's your age? : i am agless in the minds of others
What age do you want to be? : i want to be the age, where i can slap things.
What age do you feel? : i feel like im stuck in the age of retards
What is your fantasy magic power? : elbow penis growing action
Would you use this for good or evil? : ::GRINS::
If you were given this power right now, what would you do first? : Probably scan some of it, and send it to someone.
What dance move best describes you? : probably 'the plug' cause it involves girating the hips and looking like a rehab centre
You have a solid gold baby..... what now? : i freeze it in liquid nitrogen and where it as a hat
Your crappy job is : a big pile of glowying axe filled goo
Your face is like a : load of shiznizzle
Your butt is like a : negative space
Your head is shaped like a : donut
Right now you want a :lot of things, including ass of snake/otacon XD
You will die in a : The 20milelong Brick. in search of the exit.
Raiden is : actually a woman.
Snake often : humps random chairs
Otacon likes : me
Olga can often be a : stupid ugly garbage face that doesnt know how to shave her armpit hair.
One time, Olga came to my house and asked for a cup of : pee. i told her "UP YOURS WITH A FAN"
You will die in (place) : The Brick
Internet exlorer : Lobster Soft's main claw of control.
Life would be so much better without : Emma.
I stole my money from my : COLLECTION PLATE!!!!
When I noticed I had oreos in my pocket, I: ate one, and then threw the rest of them at britt, in a demented fashion


FILL IN THE BLANKS!!!!



Right now "The Other Guy" has a restraining order against you
Right now, the "PBS MOB" is after you
Not everyone knows it, but "Otacon" is a convicted sex offender


Right now, your pretty close to finding out that a "chicken wing" is lodged in your brain
A clown once "girated at" you.
I "pee" a lot.
Don't tell anyone, but I "ATE" Emma and "wanted" it.
Don't tell Meg, but when she's gone, I "take out" "the stash".
If Raiden is so "'BIG'", why does he always "ride the turkey"?
Why does everything have to be so : HOMOMO
Man, my "lips" is/are everywhere.
"ass-vu vision" is rumoured to warp the face of an unborn child.
"...uhm... ... whats the band.. that i hate? " Is the CRAPPIEST band in the entire world.
"Vamp" Is a major sket and has STDs
"Al (from Quantum Leap)" Wants my money BAD
"Otacon" Owes me a giant "::WINKWINKNUDGENUDGE::"
I like to feed old "(yes i like to feed OLD)" to the next door "neighbour's uncle wife."
The McDonalds veggieburger smells like "ass" covered "ass included sauce".
It "scares but amuses" me that A&W calls their mayonaise 'teensauce'.
Olga ruined my "cake". I sent the "faxmachine wielding rotatos" after her to get my "crispychrunchypeanutbuttery" revenge!
When I have change in my wallet, I look at "Uncle Cheese" and get very "VERY HAPPY" and "THROW" it at them.
When people stare at me, I "bite their ass" and then I tell them to "suck on" my "elongated flesh" potato.
When running, I often "Die" and "SING" at pedestrians.
When crossing the street, always watch out for wild "cavemen in loin clothes with laser guns"
"swamp" is often smelly when "snorted"
Matlock stole my last "sombrarro" and then he "died in his car on the freeway during the chase"
I just know that when "Goldo" grows up, he's/she's going to be in the porn industry.
I saw "Clayton and Raiden BOTH" riding a DOLPHIN!
I sleep in a "truck filled with tirelube".
I'm ready to/for/more "ROTATING HIP HUMPING ACTION!!!"!!!!!
I once cooked a "willis", but no one ate it.
I once cooked (a) "cake ", and "carla" ate it. Little did they know it was actually made out of "DOG CRAP"!!!
When I was at "Lisa"'s house, I saw an issue of "DOUBLE PLATINUM JUGS" under their BED!!!
Why buy a "new car" when you can just buy a "cheap whore"?
That's the way the "ass" crumbles.
I can't describe how "Bob Dole's" "Ass"'s cooking is!
Personally, I think Lisa is a "ROBOT" in disguise.
This quiz was "VERY BOOB INFESTED ", isn't Lisa just so amazingly "RACKISH."?


XDDDDDD THAT WAS FUUUUUUUN!
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  well... its not exactly what i wanted, but it will do for now! ^_^  ¶ 9:34 PM

  this better work on this blog.  ¶ 9:34 PM

  im basically done my layout, i just need to get a new counter. and the place i wanna get mine from is down.. so we get to wait! XD Ali~oli~o skracthecked me! (lol, shes like ravioli, with an o on the end!) XDDDDDDDDDDDD and chibi d is like chibi doliolio! XDDD ::gets thwacked by a bat:: stupid bats! XD TODAY I WATCHED - - - DEAD MAN'S GUN. oh god go me T_____T; then i watched... the munsters XDDD~ and before that i watched Star Trek THE ORIGINAL SERIES. XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD im a sad sad man! (man yes.)  ¶ 1:03 PM

  la la LA! im almost finished my layout, i could be done, but im like...ehhhhhh i donnnnnt waaannnnaaa, the picture i used is kinda bad quality, but its cute. ^_~. ::drinks pop:: im in a considerablly good mood right now, i donno why, maybe it cause i havent slept yet, or maybe its cause lisa sent me zztop, or maybe its cause i have a few people that seem to care about me. maybe its a combination of all three of them. MAYBE ITS CAUSE MY ASS IS HONKING. did you know that i am haunted by the ghost of michael jackson's real nose? DID YOU? I AM!
! XD
yesterday (when i was sleeping, asshorn) i had this DEMENTED dream, some parts were REALLY funny, okay, i dont really remember much about the starting (it couldve been the middle, i never really know with dreams- hell i donno even know when half of the things happen in my real life, let alone in my dreams.) i was in thisforest with someone, and we were lost, and it was night so we were gonna sleep in these bushes, and we were IN the bushes and then some guy was chugging around and there was this decapitated head and it was chasing me (XD when i was in grade one, i had a dream about my dad's decapitated head chasing me, and i was running from him down my school's halls, and then i was in this house, and my skin caught on a nail and my skin ripped off-- i remember i told b about it, and she was still sleeping in her crib,/or she just got a real bed and she was terrified--- ANYWAYS-) here's where it gets foggy, i dont remember what happened, but i died alot of times, and stuff, then i was skating or something with people, and my old math/gym teacher was there, and he was yelling at me cause i didnt have my skates, so i said i'd go back to my house and get my skates, and so i started running cause the decapitated head was gonna get me, and i was running across this bridge- okay this wasnt a normal bridge, it was like a suspension bridge, but like it was made of cement.. .and was filled with chicken fried rice, I KID YOU NOT!! and i was running from the head, but then it wasnt the head it was my teacher, and i scooped some rice up and put it in my pocket for my dad, and kept running (more like swimming through rice) but i wasnt getting my skates now, i was getting my bowling ball-- even though i was getting my skates (it doesnt have to make sense people) and i got to my house, which was in the gym's supply room, and went to grab my bowling ball, and i woke up. XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD~~~~~~

uhm... this post is turning out to be really long, cause im procrastinationgingoning. i should be writing an e-mail, and/or finishing my layout....  ¶ 12:12 PM

  d is dicking with dreamweaver in hopes of making a new goddamned layout, im sick of frodo's not so ugly mug, i know what i want to make, kinda... but i dont have a really good picture of Otacon to use, maybe i'll just make a simple layout, until i get my MGS artbook, then i can scan some business, my stomach is hurting cause i ate breakfast today, well more like... dinner... since ive been up all night...... im gonna go look through my MGS2 footage, and see if i can find a good shot of my sweet sweet Otacon xD ::JUST GOT A GREAAAAT IDEA!!!:: YEAAAH!!  ¶ 8:55 AM

  i love you guys who actually talk to me. thank you.  ¶ 11:57 PM

  oh god something is wrong with me, i think im going to pass out, i cant sleep, i cant think, i cant draw, I HATE THIS.  ¶ 11:49 PM

  i cant fucking sleep. i have a major assed headache. and im FUCKING HUNGRY ::SOB:: you know what ive eaten today? burger and fries (w/coke) from wendy's when i woke up... then later i ate some chips, and some teddy grahams..... hmm mmm
and my bed is fucked up, cause the fucking FUCKER ASSHOLECUNTASSFUCK. ahhem- i had to get that out of mysystem. YOU KNOW WHAT I FUCKING HATE?! CENTERED TEXT. okay, its alright for like lyrics, but thats it,i just noticed that that really drove me up the wall.



grr  ¶ 4:35 AM

  IM FUGGIN' FREEZING! ::shivershiver:: is 20C in here. and im cold. i shouldnt be THIS DAMN COLD AHHH! oh man, me and britt dubbed this clip from mgs2 and its REALLY funny. xDD i voice act for Snake, SERGEI, and a random RUSSIAN... well i have some e-mails to write. i hope you all die very painful deaths. have a nice evening!  ¶ 4:18 AM

  man, im really down, its like.. im not who i am anymore, i dont know, things that used to bring me joy, just dont!
it has nothing AT all to do with 9-11 cause quite frankly i dont care about that its 'one year later', yes, it was a tradgedy, but really now. get over it.
man, i feel really sick and i want my mom to come home. .. well at least the weather is nice... ;_; and im really hungry and there is nothing here that i can eat without puking up.   ¶ 5:57 AM

  I DREW SOMETHING BY HAND!! AND SCANNED IT!! AND COLOURED IT!! GO ME!! ::HASNT DONE THAT IN A LOOONG TIME:: SEE CHEESE?! .... so i tried to immitate Yoji Shinkawa's style... and failed, BUT SHUTTUP! EGG!  ¶ 10:58 AM

  Canta per me (Sing for Me)


canta per me ne addio
quel dolce suono
de' passati giorni
mi sempre rammenta

la vita dell'amore
dilette del cor mio
o felice, tu anima mia
canta addagio...

tempra la cetra e canta
il inno di morte
a noi si schiude il ciel
volano al raggio

la vita dell'amore
dilette del cor mio
o felice, tu anima mia
canta addio...

I love that SONg SOOO MUUUCCH!  ¶ 8:11 PM

  -___________- im feeling terrible again, i need a hannibal lecter mask, i swear it. gah i feel ill, and i have a bad headache. im so sick of everything, i dont want to clean up the mess the puppies made.

and i hate you. and me. and the rest.

on a happier note... is there a happier note? well, im gonna be making a comic, if anyone cares. but i dont think more then three people do. oh well.

the other night, mom, b and i went to the mandarin, we were gone for about 2 to 3 hours, and when i got back, i found egg, with her head mashed inbetween the plastic thing and the lid, and i flipped cause i thought she was dead. but then i lifted the lid off and she shot her head back, and curled up, and so i picked her up and huggled her, and kissed her. and i felt better. then i played metal gear solid2... ive gotten all the dog tags in normal, easy and very easy. and ive gotten all the dog tags in the tanker chapter in hard, and im working on the plant in hard. go me. so i have stealth, inifinate ammo(a bandana and a brown wig), and the digital camera. go me! T_T

uhm, today i watched the first three episodes of "Noir" and i REALLY like it so far, i REALLY love the music, i need to download it, its so good... maybe its just me that thinks that.
I also watched 4 episodes of "Ebichu", i am SO disturbed! BUT AMUSED AS HELL!
I watched the first episode of "Chobits", it doesnt seem THAT bad, but i donno... I also watched the first episode of "Earth Girl Arjuna" i really wanna see more, i have the second episode downloaded, but i havent watched it yet. I watched the first episode of Utena, i wanna see more of that too.
ANNNNNNNNNND i also downloaded the first three episodes of ".hack//SIGN" but i havent watched them yet...... i want to see "Witch Hunter Robin" but i cant find it anywhere. (hell, i dont even know what its about, i just seen pictures from it, and i liked the art style, except that one chick's hair-- it was too old school.) .........

yup........... ......... ... ... anything else? i donno, i started to clean my room, then i went and played mgs2..... now im tired and feel sick...

OH YEAH! i downloaded a BUNCH of roms and stuff, and i got Castlevania for NES and i COMPLETLY didnt know that was THAT GAME!!! i used to have the game for the real system and i played it alll the time! and i was like !!!!! DOOD! and i was happy for a few minutes. then i went somewhere. and i think i went to sleep..

i really gotta change my blog layout.
....  ¶ 12:13 AM

  i. want. to. die. im SO SICK OF THIS. okay, SOMEHOW I got YELLED at for LEAVING MY door OPEN and going downstairs, i don't SEE how its /MY/ fault the puppies destroyed everything in my room, and now i get yelled at, and i dont get it. could someone PLEASE explain to me, how its my fault? i would like to know, cause i forgot to close my door? cause the puppies were ALL sleeping when i went downstairs? for fucksake, im sick of being yelled at for everything. i just want to goto sleep. and never wake up.  ¶ 5:56 PM

  i just realized something. the only friends i have are lisa and meg. and my sister. that is all. i talk to no one else in real life. no one. at all. ;000; thats how i feel, but im suprisingly calm for someone who might be going to school tomorrow, but i know i won't, and i'll just lay in bed and cry, because i dont know what to do, or how to handle this.

you know what? i just also realized this. i dont want to fall in love with anyone. ever. cause i know how stupid it sounds when people just talk about their girl/boyfriend, its like, who other than the people in the relationship REALLY care? seriously?

i <3 system of a down!!! i know that no really cares, but i do, this is my journal, so i wanna talk about it. i have over .... 35 system of a down songs on my computer, i LOVE deer dance, and ATWA, and johnny, and metro, and marmalade, and peephole, and SPIDERS I LOVE SPIDERS i love so many songs by them.. im just in such a weird mood, i don't know what to do, and for once, i don't care.

::LAUGHS:: i just listened to the JellyDonut song like 14 times XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD i was too lazy to change it.


uhm... i bleached b's hair (First time i ever did that) and then i dyed it bright redish pink! ... i'm kinda hungry, but im not, and im really tired, but i dont want to sleep, because.. school... and stuff, i don't think im going to register. cause i know if i do, im just gonna stay home, then the stupid asshole truency police will come after me, and take me to a reform school and/or a group home until im 16, which isnt till november, which sucks, i hate this. beeeehhhhhhhh....




NEVER DOWNLOAD WINAMP3! i donno if i wrote about this in here, but the other day, like.. 3 weeks ago, when i restored again, when like hte oekaki applet stopped working on my computer, so yeah i downloaded winamp3, you know hoping it would be good.... OH MAN WAS I WRONG!! ITS JUST TOOOOO UGLY AND BIG AND STUPID AND ANOOYING. its like this BIG CLUNKY PILE OF CRAP. anyone that likes that should die a very painful death by being smashed with many rocks.


in other news, i found out yesterday from some 'kind' folks at paki.com's voicechat, that my father is Mr. Paki. ::SHRUUUUGGGGS:: kcits rof moor on.... i broke my mic like a COMPLETE RETARD. LOOOL oh well it was only three dollars, but its not the point. unnnnnnnnnnnn............ i donno.. im gonna go... eat... or something. maybe sleep.

~-'0'-  ¶ 11:41 PM

  im drinking pepsi blue. i drew two oekakis today. everything is coming up milhouse.  ¶ 2:26 PM