last night was so jokes! SO JOKES. AUTODOME ::girating hip action:: oh YEAH...   ¶ 9:39 AM

  ::just got back from seeing lotr for the 10th time:: YES! I WANT TO PLAY ARMY WITH FRODO! ::sings the gayallday song:: ohh man my back hurts like a madhouse, and i got humped by an ET popcorn tub! OH YEAH!  ¶ 12:36 AM

  HAH! IM DRESSED SO O OOO GAY! okay, im wearing black shirt and black jeans, a striped thing.. which is SO UGLY, a black ripped thing that used to be a dress, this BRIGHT PINK AND ORANGE DRESS, which i folding the top half under so im wearing it as a skirt, my dad's OLD OLD OLD Harley Davidson hat, my dog's chokechain, my big chain, my spikey collar, my leather gloves, and my crappy sneakers! WOOOO! whose cool? NOT ME! i look like some.. MESSED up biker! ITS SO GOOD! my mom thinks im crazy.. but thats okay! ::spins:: WHOO! i think my spikey collar is gonna give me a headache tho.. ::thinks:: i dont know if i should wear my long black coat.. cuz then i wont wear my cape, which means uh.. shuttup! IM WEARING MY CAPE! NO COAT! ONLY CAPE! lol....  ¶ 6:21 PM

  OMGOMGOMGOM! WHOEVER SEARCHED FOR THIS
"29 Mar, Fri, 03:04:22 Google: +"Hugo Weaving" +download +wallpaper "
I LOVE YOU!!!! WOOOO! HUUUUGGGOOOOOOOOOO!!!   ¶ 4:58 AM

  lol, im watching an old episode of digimon... XDD its the one with Ken.. and where he just lies around and moans about things, ken is cute... im bored as hell... ::picks nose:: maan IM SO BORED IM GOING TO DRAW A PICTURE ON OEKAKI! ::gasp:: !!!  ¶ 3:35 AM

  ::kicks her scanner:: its GETTIN' IT ON! lol, soo... my dad is getting his apendix removed... proably tomorrow.. uhr! GUEESSS WWHAT?! okay, so yeah, LotR was playing at silvercity at 8:30 and me and b hurry and run to get ready we get there, and guess what? its SOLD OUT! CRAPPITY CRAP CRAP! so we left, blehbleh, now me, meg and b are going to see it tomorrooowww! woo!   ¶ 9:52 PM

  breh... im cold... i had really weird dreams, like really weird ones, like i lived on this tanker, and we were being forced to leave and i had to get to shore in a paddle boat.. i dont know it was damn hell 898 wierd...  ¶ 5:42 PM

  ee... it wasnt my dad's apendix as to why he was in the hospital, /i/ dont know what it turned out to be, since i kinda.. well.. just woke up, but i went to the can, and there was (is?) an abulence infront of my house... andthere's no one here! my sister is asleep, but thats it! ::pets ivory who is warming up her feet:: Ahh... sweet ivory... how i love you  ¶ 5:33 PM

  HAM RADIO! I HATE YOU. I WANT SOMETHING. LIKE.. I DONT KNOW WHAT THOUGH. last night i slept in my jeans... stupid me, man.. i could goto sleep right now... ::opens painter7 and finishes colouring a picture of frodo:: gasp  ¶ 11:30 PM

  eh.. my dad's in the hospital, something to do with his white blood cells, and having to remove his apendix ::shrugs:: urgh im so damn gosh darn tired and bored.. i want to just hurry up and clean my room, but im lazy and tired... and bored... and i have a stomach ache.. im hungry i suppose, my sister was eating a chocaolate bar, i want it. urrh ::falls over:: tammit, i want to do something.. or something... ::doesnt feel like drawing or talking:: ...   ¶ 11:26 PM

  1. What time is it: 10:50am
2. Name as it appears on your birth certificate: deanna lyn taylor
3. Nickname(s): d, doobie d, doob, d-chan, the hooded man(old), deanna-mobile
4. Parents names: dean and anna
5. Number of candles that appeared on your last birthday cake: ::thinks:: 13..
6. Date that you regularly blow them out?: November 6th
7. Pets: A dog; Ivory, Two birds; Mokona, and dick-face, and a Snake.. whose has no name
8. Eye color: brown
9. Hair color: naturally dark brown, right now.. .its like white.. and some faded pink.. and some green, and dark brown
10. Piercing: ::cry:: none..
11. Tattoos: i want some..
12. How much do you love your job?: sleeping is good, as is loving elijah
13. Birth town: Brampton...
15. Current Residence: Brampton....
16. Favorite food: chinese... japanese.. food.. steak quesadilla... caaeaeeser salad
17. Been to Africa?: no..
18. Been toilet papering?: lol... yup...
19. Loved somebody so much it made you cry? yes, elijah...
20. Been in a car accident recently?: not recently, no...
21. Croutons or bacon bits? mmm... CROUTONS ARE ONE OF THE GOD-FOODS... but bacon bits are too... only the REAL kind of bacon bit, not the SOY kind..
22. Sprite or 7 UP? 7-thehell-up
23. Favorite Movies: Lord of the Rings... uh... the matrix.. lord of the rings? ... and uh.. LORD OF THE RINGS!
24. Favorite Holiday: HALLLOOOOWWWEEEE~EEEEN!!
25. Favorite day of the week: thursday, and i don't know why...
26. Favorite word or phrase: "kiss my ass" XDDD and many many others...
27. Favorite Color: black.... and rich dark reds
28. Favorite Restaurant: uh... golden palace.. or the mandarin
29. Favorite Flowers: jee, i donno.... orchids, or carnations... or those little white flowers that grow on that crazy tree out there...
30. Favorite Drink: COKE.. and Dr PEPPER..
31. Favorite sport to watch: hockey and curling (XD) its true tho...
32. Preferred type of ice cream: peanut butter and chocolate
33. Favorite Sesame Street Character: ... ....
34. Disney or Warner Bros: warner bros...
35. Favorite Fast Food: wendys, tacobell
36. What color is your couch? i dont have a couch, i DID tho... it was black, and the couches my parents have are black,and the other is white.. with flowers..
37. What color is your bed? my bed? the mattress is like.. blue and pink.. and bright and stuff, and the bars are black.. and metal..
38. How many times did you fail your drivers test?: i havent taken it..
39. Who is the last person you got email from before this?: ::goes to see:: uhh random broad...
40. Have you ever been convicted of a crime?: maybe i have, steve, maybe i have...
41. Which single store would you choose to max out your credit card? ...uhm... SUPER PET! XDDDD~ or.. .. .. comic world..... .
42. What do you do most often when you are bored? draw... i would read if i had any good books...
43. Name the person that you are friends with that lives the farthest away?: uhm... ::thinks:: my friend who lives in africa..
44. Most annoying thing people ask me: A/S/L (lol, since i never talk to people in real life...)
45. Bedtime: i dont have one, i can go whenever i want to..
46. Who will respond the quickest?: the CIA KIDS!! THE CIA KIDS!
47. Who is the person you sent this to that is least likely to respond? .. the cia kid's parents?
48. Favorite all time TV show: .... i don't know...
49. Last person you went out to dinner with? my mom and sister..
50. Last Movie you saw: in the cinema? queen of the dammed, uhh... last night i watched hannibal, and the end of some other movie...
51. What are you thinking about? Elijah ...
52. How do you travel over H2O? i swim through it...
53. Last book you read, or are currently reading: uhr.. ::thinks:: the hobbit ..lol..
55. People that you've ever felt feelings for that are getting this e-mail: the damn CIA kids, or LOBSTER SOFT!!!!!
56. Describe what a perfect person of the opposite sex should be: Elijah, plain and simple...
57. If you got three wishes, what would they be (keep it realistic, and no wishing more wishes):
1. Elijah
2. uhm... Elijah...
3. ELIJAH!
58. Time when you finished: 11:2- something something... am..  ¶ 11:21 AM

  ::was gonna do some surveys, but got lazier and mightve just found out that her grandparents might be in town:: UURGGHHG! I HATE THIS! I HATE YOU! dammit, i have to clean my room, but im getting a headache and JULIA-IM-AN-ASSHOLE-ROBERTS was on tv making NOISE and being ANNOYING AS FUCK! ::turns her tv off and thinks about cleaning her room::  ¶ 8:54 PM

  what the HELL is dicking up my blog?! ::is starting to get pissed off since it reaks of ciggarette smoke, and her internet is so fuckin' slow::  ¶ 8:49 PM

 










(useless post)
  ¶ 8:44 PM

  ::scratches neck:: dammit............ ::drinks her cup o'milk:: bleh... im tired... but im gonna try and stay up all day,so i'll sleep tonight..eggs... i wont be able to doit since im getting a major headache.. jeez, i think my sister is going to sleep, which means she aint going to school ::shakes finger::eh..   ¶ 6:55 AM

  uhhhrtrfretrgfrftgfghyhhhhhhhhhhhhggffffvvbbb i just had the urge again to do something with my keenspace account but im lazzzy how can people drrrrrrraw comics everyday, okay, i can understand DRAWINGenough for like a weeks time, but like.. scanning.. and adding the text/colour.. jeez.. jsut thinking about it makes me even mored lazier feeling..  ¶ 4:38 AM

  assius  ¶ 3:42 AM

  i had to delete the serial killer thing cuz i EFFED UP MY BLOG.  ¶ 3:41 AM

 
i have to.. he's just too damn cuute..  ¶ 3:24 AM

  lol, you know what? my english is poor, and what makes that really funny, is its the only language i speak... X*D good rod i need help  ¶ 11:04 PM

  i want to go tabogganinginging! dammit! i havent got to go at all this year, and i think that this will be my last chance, jeez, it snowed so much and its almost april... i think... ... .... but YEAH... SNOW IS GOOD BUT I WANT WARM WEATHER, SO I CAN SIT ON MY BALCONY WITH MY SNAKE AROUND MY NECK WHILE I READ/DRAW... i dunnoo.................... i have really nothing of interest to say.. but.. uh... im drawing another picture of frodo.. in painter 7...woo..   ¶ 9:42 PM

  OMG! this is SOOO CUTE!! i swear to ROD its so cute! ::hugs her snake:: but mines cuter! but that one! ITS SO ROD TAM CUTE! XDDDD  ¶ 9:33 PM

  beh, im getting bored, really fast. ::holds her snake::  ¶ 9:21 PM

  ::had to upload this:: i love that picture.. he looks so pretty ::gargle:: shuttup, hes cute and pretty, and sexy and i love him.  ¶ 8:30 PM

  AURGUHN! i feel so sick! last night britt was on my computer (cuz she broke hers) until like 4:30am editing picture of Elijah XDDD OH ROD some of them are so STUPID but FUNNY looking... and it has been proved, elijah can vaporize brocolli with his lazer eye beams... XD (just nod and say yes) uh i donno, i woke up sick... eh.. ::humming may it be by enya:: i like that song.... ::gurgle:: i have a good idea of what i want to draw.. and it shows how i felt about the oscars ::laughs:: OHOHOHOHO XDDDD yes, be very afraid. i have that taste like i just took some asprin and they are sitting in my throat, but i didn't so they arent but it tastes like it ::bleh:: uhm.... uh... urh... I HATE MY SCANNER... HEY I DIDNT KNOW I PUSHED CAPS LOCKS XDDDD IM SO COOL T_T  ¶ 3:31 PM

  i drew something in painter7 and all i have to say is MASKS RUINED MY LIFE, see cuz masks and layers always ruin my life, its gotta be cuz im stupid.  ¶ 9:34 PM

  you know what? its gotten to the point where i dont give a flying fuck about what my dad does, my brother is falling back to old bad habits, and quite frankly i dont care, it just makes me think about how stupid they think i am, they seem totally unaware that i have a mind, and think, they think im just some kid who listens to loud music and watches cartoons, well fuck them.   ¶ 4:49 PM

  WHOOOO! I GOT PAINTER 7!! see i had painter classic before, but eh.. it was TOO old for my likings... SOooOooo I DOWNLOADED PAINTER 7! WHOO! IT ROCKS MY SOCKS! now lets see what it can do! XDDDD (yeah like im gonna be able to acomplish anything with it, but shuttup..)  ¶ 4:43 PM

  ::spins around:: I LOVE ELIJAH. LOVE ELIJAH. ELIJAH. YEAH I LOVE HIM. XD hes so cute and bundley.. my snake is cute and bundley... but not in the way that elijah is.... .... .... ::huggles elijah and her snake:: XD
shuttup, i love my snake... shes so cute.. Elijah is cuter though XD yes im aware i have no life.  ¶ 3:13 PM

  ::is making microwaved pizzas:: MY DREAM LAST NIGHT ROCKED! okay Frodo and Sam went to SPACE! IT WAS SO COOL! AND I WAS THERE ... hiding under something, but it was SO COOL! and then my mom painted my bedroom this AWFUL green colour, like URG and my CARPET was PINK and i was like MY ROOOM! and then i was watching this black and white movie of Elijah and Sean Astin, and it was GOOD. XDDDDDD oh man, i didnt want to wake up from that dream, but IVORY woke me up. WHINING to get out my room, because someone closed the door.. its weird for some reason shes been hopping in /my/ bed as of late, instead of the couch with dad, or downstairs with james ::shrugs::
im so behind on online comics, everyday i think, i'll check them later, i'l check them later.. but i finally checked (most) of them today.. whoo go me -_- ::goes to get her pizza::  ¶ 2:57 PM

  I Will Be Murdered!.
Getting shot in the back while getting a quick 20 out of the ATM, then being dragged to a strange mans apartment where he disembowels you and slowly eats you over the course of a year isn't the most glamorous way to die, but at least you were dressed to impress... bling bling
Find out how you will die, Take the Death Quiz now!

good to know questionmark ... im still hungry... ( what the hell ? this thing is making my blog be a jive turkey)  ¶ 2:39 PM

  ::is tv-ed out:: aguh i think i sat infront of the tube for... ::thinks:: 7 hours ... far too long... and now im hungry.. XD man ive nothing to say as of late, is this the end of zombie shakespheare... you know i cant remember how to spell his last name... ::shrug:: i don't know... .... uhmm.. i saw elijah many a times tonight, its all good, he was there and all CUTE.. and i was like AWWWUUUHHH cuz he was there, and i squealed XDDDDD lol, okay, maybe i didnt but i did the "HHHUHUHHHAHHHNNAHHH" thing... because he was being cute with sean astin at one part... ::rambles about elijah for another 20 minutes, then backspaces it:: aaahem.... yeah... im going to get... food...probably the gross kind..but theres chocolate milk.  ¶ 1:20 AM

  doo doo doo.... ... doo thats the end, uhm.... bored (still) 8 at 8.. ::grind:: still bored... today is a good day to die, ur... yeah, its a nice day today, i woke up in a good mood, you know? it wasnt hot and boiling in my room (for once) and i was like YEAH... boobs.. ::grind::  ¶ 5:18 PM

  added a link to fahrlight's livejournal... uhm... la la im REAL bored.. i woke up with a bad headache, but i had advil... gel caplets.. and they like actually work and i dont have to take 5 or 6 of them, i only have to take 2! ::GASP:: i know, eh? i think... im going to go play the sims... cuz its funny to make things go bad...  ¶ 12:48 PM

  larm, im like.. all... gayed up... i donno......... uhm... boredom sucks, my back really hurts... my pants are itchy... .... .... ::goes off::  ¶ 1:19 AM

  dammit, im FRIGGIN THE HELL H O U C K W X Y Z BORED! and pissed off, since people hate me, yeah well I HATE YOU TOO, uh.. YEAH! I HAVE THE POWAH ON XZSAUI! im an ADMIN which means i can delete stuff and post news and stuff.... which makes me want to ramble about TOILET SEATS orsomething.. i donno, but i had the BEST dream in my LIFE last night! there was a DINGY, ELIJAH, SOME TATTOOS, REGIS (EWW! XD HEE SUCKS), A BLACK cAT WHICH MADE THE BUILDING SHOOT APART, THIS GUY DIDNT LIKE MY HORSE STALL SO HE THREW IT AWAY AND I GOT SAD, PIPPIN, 8-BIT GAME VERSION OF FRODO, AND HE HAD A WHITE SQUARE ON HIS HEAD! XD im hungry..  ¶ 9:02 PM

    ¶ 8:58 PM

  fixed the link to michelle's blog... delelted the link to lisa's since she shut it down.. uh... dammit..... where has lisa been? jeez, if you read this lisa call me or something, i havent talked to you in like 20 years... uhm... ivory just licked my knee through my towel pants, urg.. i want to hold my snake, but i dont because she ate recently and i dont want her to crap on my bed... lol im holding this peice of wood and ivory is trying to eat it.. SHE STOLD A PAIR OF MY UNDIES XDDDDDD HAHHA
  ¶ 12:04 AM

  NAME 4 BAD HABITS YOU HAVE:
* bashing stuff when im pissed off at something
* clipping my toe-nails, i always clip them until they bleed, idon't know why, i just cant stand long toe nails
* being loud and obnoxious when i should be quiet, and being quiet/shy when i should be loud and obnoxious
* bitching like a mad man


NAME 4 PEOPLE CURRENTLY ON YOUR BAD SIDE:
* you
* me
* the rest of the damned planet
* you (again)


NAME YOUR 4 FAVORITE SONGS:
* ridiculous thoughts by the cranberries (and basically every song by them)
* no life by slipknot (or really anything by them)
* you are my sunshine (lol) when its sung by Elijah! CUZ ITS SO CUTE!
* anarchy in the UK by the sex pistols
(there's SO many more, but i just listed the latest downloaded ones)


NAME YOUR 4 FAVORITE MUSICIANS/GROUPS:


* the cranberries
* slipknot
* korn
* and many many many others


NAME YOUR 4 BIGGEST FEARS
* Elijah getting dead
* Elijah getting married
* Elijah getting abducted by aliens
* Elijah getting a really really really huge and large butt... XD okay not really... but shuttup its funnier that way


NAME 4 SCENTS YOU LOVE:
* chlorine
* bubblegum XDDD
* the smell of the air at my cottage
* my grandma hajba's cooking


NAME 4 THINGS YOU'D NEVER WEAR:
* PANTS (but i have to)
* SOCKS (i also HAVE to)
* BRA (another HAVE to)
* anything TIGHT cuz come on.. im pretty nasty lookin'


NAME 4 ANIMALS YOU LIKE:
* snakes
* ravens
* rodents
* dogs


NAME 4 TV SHOWS YOU LOVE:
* star trek TOS, DS9, and Voyager
* the simpsons (if i get around to watching it)
* crododile hunter (steve is GOD)
* whose line is it anyway


NAME 4 CELEBRITIES YOU DON'T LIKE:
* Julia Roberts ( I HATE HER!)
* BATMAN! HE SOLD US OUT THAT BASTARD!
* HUGH GRANT! HES SO STUPID I HATE HIM ::personal reasons::
* RICHARD GERE! CUZ HES A PERVERTED OLD MAN WHO LOVES YOU.


NAME 4 DRINKS YOU REGULARLY DRINK:
* Coke
* Dr Pepper
* Coke
* Dr Pepper


NAME 4 ICE CREAM FLAVORS YOU LOVE:
* chocolate
* heavenly hash (its so good)
* chocolate peanut butter
* the kind with cookie dough in it


NAME 4 RANDOM FACTS ABOUT YOURSELF
* Im madly in love with ELIJAH WOOD, BECAUSE I LOVE HIM.
* when trying to do anything in HTML i tend to scream and talk to myself
* i like animals way more than i like any person (EXCEPT ELIJAH!)
* i got my snake because i wanted something i could huggle XD


NAME 4 RANDOM FACTS ABOUT YOUR FAMILY:
* My mom is hungarian
* My great gramma is really old, and still alive
* My dad has conversations with Ivory
* My mom has conversations with the little green lovebird.  ¶ 11:20 PM

  HAVE YOU EVER...



01. Fallen for your best friend?: nope
02. Been rejected?: nope
03. been in love?: YES! ::eyeballs Elijah::
04. been in lust?: ::continues eyeballing Elijah::
05. used someone?: yup
06. been used?: yup
07. done something you regret?: every single shitfilled day of my life!



WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON...



08. you touched?: my sister, i was getting up to goto the can and she was laying on the floor, and my foot came in contact with her
09. you talked to?: my dad, i said hi to him
10. you hugged?: ... my snake.. or ivory
11. you instant messaged?: michelle!
6. you yelled at?: ivory, she was getting too rough with my pant leg
7. you laughed with?: my sister when we were discussing Hugo.. or something like that
8. you had a crush on?: ELLLIIJJAAAHH!!
9. who broke your heart?: uh.. ... uhm... .. that guy.. who did the thing.. with the stuff..



*DO YOU*



10. colour your hair?: yes'um
11. have tattoos?: no.. but i want many.
12. have piercings?: eh... no... after the stud went through the hole in my ear i never bothered to get them repierced (but i was supposed to get my eyebrow pierced a while back)
13. have a boyfriend/girlfriend/both?: ELIJAH, ONLY ELIJAH (sad isn't it?)
14. floss daily?: nope... not even monthly
15. own a webcam?: nope...
16. ever get off the damn computer?: nope...
17. sprechen sie deutsche?: nope
18. habla espanol?: also nope...
19. quack?: beh.. only Elijah



*ARE YOU/DO YOU HAVE*



31. split personalities?: you tell me
32. schizophrenic?: i donno, maybe
33. obsessive?: NO T_T;;
34. compulsive?: ALSO NO T_T
35. obsessive compulsive?: NO!
36. panic?: only when something gets in between me and my elijah.
37. anxiety?: yeah, all the damn time
38. depressed?: uh-huh
39. suicidal?: yup
40. obsessed with hate?: ::nods::
41. dream of mutilated bodies, blood, death, and gore?: yuppers
42. dream of doing those things instead of just seeing them?: if you mean doing as in KILLING things and stuff then yes, if you mean doing in other ways then no.




OTHER:



43. if you could be anywhere, where would you be?: with Elijah, whereever that may be
44. who would you be with?: Elijah.
45. what would you be doing?: Molesting him XD.
46. what are you listening to?: "I just shot John Lennon" by the cranberries
47. can you do anything freakish with your body?: uyh.. I CAN JIGGLE AT AN ALARMING RATE XDDDDDDDD
48. chicken or fish? None?: fish... unless the chicken is chopped up small, or in a burger, for some reason i cant eat normal chicken without getting really sick to my stomach.
49. do you have a favourite animal, no matter how lame it may be?: yup. a snake, or a raven, or a dog.
50. is ice cream the best thing in the world?: neh ice cream is over-rated! ELIJAH IS THE BEST THING IN THE WORLD DAMMIT! YOU EGG!   ¶ 10:26 PM

 


  ¶ 10:08 PM

  uirururhuruhruhruhruh im SOOO bored! i HATE YOU! i have a headache, and im bored, REAL BORED... i swear there is NOTHING at all to do, i cant draw, i dont want to watch tv since it SUCKS.... you suck, i had a funny dream last night which involved a grizzly bear, but im too lazy to type it..  ¶ 10:00 PM

  im bored, i drew this really funny picture of aragorn being a disc jockey.. XD and britts dancing in the background... i got some funneh refferals... uh.. i have frozen rassberries and strawberries.. but i cant eat them.. i drew a picture on aesir's oekaki... it sucks, im too lazy and tired to comment on others now.. but there are some i really wanna comment on.. but .. eh.. i'll do it tomorrow... (lol) uhm.. britt;s in my bed like she owns the joint... man, im so... tired, see i was up past 3:30am last night and got up at like 9:45am... gargle.. not enough sleep for my tastes... im listening to screeching weasels.. woo..   ¶ 11:47 PM

  i had a COOL dream!! well most of it was good. See i got another snake, and it was CUTE, and then i got this bug-thing that was going to live with mysnake, and i was in this pet-store and i was looking at this shirt that i wanted to buy (there was clothes in this magic petstore) and then elijah walked up to me and was like "Oh, i wanted to buy that.." and he motioned to the blue-ish green shirt that i was thinking about buying, so i gave it to him, and he put it on, but it was backwards, and i was like ".. XD". so yeah i was looking at him, and then i found a red shirt, that was the exact same as the greenyblue one, so i put it on, but i put it on right and elijah was like un-happy with his shirt, and then my mom was talking to this girl, and she showed her the bug thing, and the girl freaked out and ran off... XD that was the best part of my dream, because Elijah was there.. .. lol uhh.. i just had a microwaved hot-dog... woo! uhg i have a stomach ache now...... ... ::shrugs::   ¶ 10:58 AM

  WISH YOU WERE HERE - Pink Floyd

So, so you think you can tell?
Heaven from hell?
Blue skies from pain?
Can you tell a green field?
From a cold steel rail?
A smile from a veil?
Do you think you can tell?
Did they get you to trade?
Your heroes for ghosts?
Hot ashes for trees?
Hot air for a cool breeze?
Cold comfort for change?
Did you exchange?
A walk on part in the war
for a lead role in a cage?
How I wish, how I wish you were here
Were just two lost souls swimming in a fishbowl
Year after year
Running over the same old ground
What have we found?
The same old ground.
Wish you were here.  ¶ 2:02 AM

  i downloaded a bunch of LotR sim skins, because a nice person e-mailed me and told me where i could get them! n_n hoo hoo.. now.. im just trying to make everyone.. well.. gay, 'cept the GAY thing IS that frodo, sam, pippin, merry, and gimli are all CHILDREN sims, so it sucks, i also have an adult frodo, he's retro, uh... LURTZ! yeah! they had a Lurtz skin! so i have two lurtz' (lurtz's?) in one family, one is just lurtz and the other is depressed lurtz, cuz that lurtz just let himself go (he has a fat slob body, sort of like mine) lol.... ah.. i donno... ... uhm... man, i havent read alot of the online comics i usually read ::is behind on stuff:: ahh.. sweet lazy-ness  ¶ 11:16 PM

 

Disorder	Rating
Paranoid:	Very High
Schizoid:	High
Schizotypal:	Very High
Antisocial:	High
Borderline:	Very High
Histrionic:	Very High
Narcissistic:	Very High
Avoidant:	Very High
Dependent:	High
Obsessive-Compulsive:	High
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breh, i watched that show~show i wanted to watch, and Elijah was SO there, and he was CUTE AND I WANT HIM.. whoa big bathroom hah.. ahem annnyways.. im bored, and very very tired. must sleep. now. my snake ate that mouse, see at first she didnt want to, because it was a really squirmy one, so i just put it in the SUITCASE OF DOOM formerally known as the suitcase of death(TM) with her, and the mouse was like thht thht and started washing her tail, then she went to walk across the suitcase and FFFT BITE there you go, but she didnt get her by the head, she got her by the neck, and it was cute.. my snake is so cute.   ¶ 11:53 PM

  breh.. i got a mouse to feed snake... the mouse is a girl this time, and shes black.. and i named her henry... XD see... if i could i'd KEEP her, well.. i could keep her if i wanted to, but i don't, since i think she's pregnant, and the last thing i want is a bunch of little mice.. that are little, since my snake is big, and the pinky-mice are little, its no-good, so i'd have to buy a smaller snake, say... a young king snake, so i'd have something to feed the babies to, and i'd have to get some more plexy glass and separate a little area in snake's tank for the kingsnake which i bought to feed the baby mice to, and quite frankly that's too much stuff to do... i wanna feed my snake but my dad's not here, and my dad wants to SEE it, and my dad's at RANDY's and i HATE randy, he's old, had no teeth, a beard, and looks like a homeless man, and my brother is playing really CRAPPY loud SHIT music, like the shit _HE_ likes, see, i used to like some of the hip-hop he listens to, but NOT ANY MORE cuz ALL HE DOES when I HAVE A HEADACHE IS PLAY IT LIKE RIGHT NOW ::thumps the floor with her foot:: DAMMIT! me and b might go see lord of the rings .. again tonight, but i want to watch the actor's guild thing awards, cuz i know that at least Orlando Bloom will be there, and hopefully... say.. Elijah and company.. XD ohuhgkd... ::goes off to find something but don't know what::  ¶ 7:44 PM

  waghugh my computer is running really choppy today ::kicks photoshop:: it's all about the photoshop... dammit, i donno... uhh.... ... i drew an oekaki! yesterday... on the xszaui.com novice board... its ugly... ::shrugs:: 'had a weird dream again last night, dont feel like going into DETAILS buut hugo was there! HE WAS THERE! XD i donno... fehfehfeh... ohh ive got a stomach ache.. today while watching star trek TOS ... i ate some blueberry pie.. and a hotstuffs thing... the blueberry pie wasnt that good... it tasted old... so then i drank some RED.. see.. red is the flavour of this juice my mom buys, theres no other way to describe the taste, its like... RED, sugar and water.. lol.. but its good... and so i was like mmm mmm but now i feel sick.. and my snake is cute, and i want to hold her, but i finally found a hand cream which im not illergic to, and i used it, and now i smell like on of those certs which are like cherry flavoured, and i dont want to get it on my snake, who spends the day in her tank, and the night in a suitcase in my mom's room.. cuz its warm in there.
Oh man, i was up last night till like... 11:30pm... XD i watched wrestling with my mom till 11 then layed on the foam in there for half an hour holding my snake and telling my mom stories about stuff, ::shrugs:: i was in a queer mood last night. i like wrestling.. its pretty funny, since i know for the most part it is fake, but the stories are sometimes good, and last night the rock was cutting up scott hall, and it was real funny, ::getting weird stares:: they were in montreal last night... theyre(raw) is gonna be in toronto in may, and i want to gooo to it... lol ::shuts up::  ¶ 2:06 PM

  im so bored. like REALLY bored.... there's nothing to do.. im watching some shitty movie they are playing on citytv... bleh, the movies they play always suck.. im really in this art-like funk.. see i drew a picture with this new pencil i got yesterdat, but my hands are too shaky, so the water is all like.. shaky and too dark, but oh well.. so yeah, i also got me a canvas to paint, i just don't know WHAT i want to paint, i figure its gonna be LoTR .. but that's okay.. ah... im bored... i want to draw something, but everything i draw looks really bad, or the same as another drawing ::grumbles:: okay.. ::goes off to try and draw something::   ¶ 2:39 PM

  i just got back from seeing queen of the dammed... feh, im not impressed, even though ive only read like half of an anne rice books, i really didnt like the fact that lestat didnt have blonde hair >< it bugged me, ::shrugs:: stuart townsen- something or other was pretty sexy... but from some angles he looked like someone ate half of his face XD ::scatches head:: lol, JON WAS THERE! he was SO there, that movie's music was GOOD THOUGH, VERY GOOD. yeah, but jon was sexy in his breif seconds of screen time, as was marilyn manson ::cracks up:: and you know what bugged me? there was kids under the age of 6 sitting infront of me...

and guess what? i hate men, MEN SUCK. okay, not _ALL_ men, just the SHITTY kind, like my dad, kay, i tell him, "DON'T CUT A HOLE IN THE PLEXY GLASS, BECAUSE IF MY SNAKE GOES UP TO IT, SHE'LL BURN HERSELF!" and i say "MAKE ONE HALF ALL PLEXY GLASS, AND THE OTHER HALF HAVE SCREEN, SO THE LIGHT CAN GO ON THE SIDE WITH THE SCREENING," and he says "WHY DON'T YOU JUST PUT THE LIGHT ON THE TOP OF THE PLEXY GLASS?" i say "BECAUSE THE DAMN LIGHT WILL MELT IT!" he says "WELL THEN I'LL PUT A HOLE IN IT!" and i say "DON'T CUT A HOLE IN THE PLEXY GLASS (etc...)" kay.. what i was talking about, was this so called "LID" he is going to make for my snake's tank. so yeah, i get home, and go into the kitchen there's the plexy glass, all siliconed together, with a hole in it! FUCK MAN! he's going to put a METAL speaker COVER OVER the hole!! HOW FUCKING STUPID IS THAT?! AND guess what ELSE?! the FUCKING SPEAKER COVER/HOLE ISN'T EVEN BIG ENOUGH FOR THE LAMP TO SIT ON! GOD DAMMIT! MEN ARE SUCH FUCKHEADS! THEY NEVER FUCKING LISTEN UNLESS IT SUITS THEM! my dad always tells me to make him a coffeee, put a coke in the freezer, scratch his BaaaAACK! WHAT THE HELL MAN! I DON'T WANT TO BE IN THE SAME ROOM AS HIM, LET ALONE TOUCH HIM! see, my dad's a nice enough guy, don't get me wrong, but god dammit, if we don't do what _HE_ asks, we get in shit, like what the fuck?! another thing! YOU CAN TELL THEY WERE IN MY ROOM! my keyboard was half on my desk, stuff that was in my garbage can was on the other side of the room, my FURBY which i havent touched in AGES was on my floor! WHAT THE HELL MAN! it's like they just WENT through my stuff, and ON TOP of ALL THAT they didn't even close my snake's cage properly, (since that so called "lid" isn't ready yet) so she couldve gotten out, and died in the walls, because _THEY_ went to go pick up _THEYRE_ skidoos, and 5000 dollar trailer! what the HELL?! somedays there's no milk, no bread, but my dad seems to always have enough money for cigarettes, pop, and anything HE wants... ::grumbles:: my back hurts... ivory is being cute in my bed... laying there... beside my coat... sleeping awahwa ::goes off::  ¶ 7:36 PM

  whoo FUNNY REFFERALS TIME! and the shitty stupid kind too!!
lyrics "oh where oh where could my baby be
(oh where oh where could my baby be? the lord took her away from me la la ive no boobs even though im not a man la la la.. okay so thats not how it really goes, but it should.)
medabots-pictures
(THIS A BLOG. A JOURNAL. IT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH MEDABOTS.)
Solid Snake Raiden Yaoi
(NooooOOO!! SNAKE AND OTACON!!! raiden.. and .. uh... solidus.. ew.. no.. raiden and... ... ... . PETER STILLMAN!!! XD)
medabot sex
(kiss my ass.)
pictures of gay men with burmese pythons
(XDDDDD OKAY!! that's pretty good, i must say XDDDDD)
hardcore yaoi
(XD none here...)
"princess zelda pictures"
(zelda likes boobs)
metal gear solid2 fanart
(i should actaully draw some worth scanning, like yesterday i drew retro Ocelot, and he was asking if he was retro yet)
Pippin Fanart
(sadly the only one ive drawn looks terrible)
im stupid
(as am i)
nude Cardcaptor Sakura pics
(ew no, they're all like.. little kids, thats sick.)
Neopets midis and backgrounds in html
(if you don't know that.. there is no hope for you now XD)
safe sex oekaki
(uhh.. okay?)
mgs2 wallpaper raiden
(::sings:: raiden raiden RAI-DEN XDD)
gohan shits on his pants
(yes... yes he does...)
sims skins lord of the rings frodo
(someone should make one, not me though, since i don't know how to make the meshes for the hair and stuff)
Star Trek Voyager Yaoi
(XDD ... man if i had gotten this back in the day, when i was obsessed with Voyager, i think i wouldve appreciated it more)
"orlando bloom" sim skin
(as i said about the frodo skin, someone SHOULD make one!!)
"nude zelda"
(zelda still likes boobs)
THATS THE END!
  ¶ 8:45 AM

  PISS! okay last night when i got home, i was tired and started to type up what went down all last night, but... when i was typing inthe little blogthis window, it just closed, so i said screw it and went to sleep. OKAY! so we get to the place yeah, they let us buy the tickets, okay, yeah so we had them, we were going in,and the guy stops, and asks britt how old she is, dammit!! HOW GAY IS THAT?! so me and maw didnt want to leave britt out, so yeah (he didnt ask me how old _I_ was! i don't look 19! ::gargle::) my mom wanted to see that movie "ICE AGE" URG so we saw THAT ::gargle:: the only good part was when it was over! it tried to be funny, but it wasn't, it was a childrens movie, but there were some "hintings" at gay jokes, but whatever, it sucked. So then, we were GOING to SNEAK into resident evil, at nine, cuz we we gonna buy tickets for queen of the dammed, and just kinda... not goto it, and to the other one, but it was only around 6:30pm, so we had some time to kill. Since my mom got her tax return crap, she had lots of money, and was going to take us to the keg, but the keg was gone (lol, we knew it was, but we were hoping it wasn't) so then.. we drove around for a while, and decided we'd goto swiss chalet, so yeah we went there, and james' ex-girlfriend sandra works there, and she was there, and so she stopped and talked to us for a while, i like sandra, she was nice, sam's nice too, but shes so.. quiet, well sandra was quiet, but at least she'd actually talk to us (us being me and britt).. annyways, so yeah it took us like half an hour to order, because we kept changing our minds, and stuff, yeah i got big food and was like THHT THHT as i ate it, and Hugo was sitting beside britt (Since the chair was empty, we decided Hugo was sitting htere) and i got a pina colada ::gargle:: stupid non alchohalic kind bleh, it doesn't taste as good without the ALCHOHOL ... bleh.. anyways, we all stuffed our faces with stuff.. and then we went back to the theatre, but now we were all full and sick, so we didn't go.. lol, okay so we came home, it was like nine, and i come into my room and my snake is sitting on top of my desk, so i pick her up, and scoot her off the bathroom, since she didnt finish shedding her skin, cuz her cage (i guess) isnthumid enough, so i soaked her in the sink for a while, and put my fingers tightly around her, and let her slither away, and slowly, everso slowly, her skin did come all the way off, then i held her for a while, cuz now shes so white on her belly, and her scales are all SLICK and SMOOTH feeling, so yeah, my dad said she got out once when we were gone, and i was pissed off, because he said he'd "make" her a new lid 2 weeks ago, urg, so i piled stuff onto the edges where she can get out, turned out the light, and boobytrapped the top, so if she did get out, she'd knock some stuff on the floor, and i was juuust falling asleep when "thud" i hear a plastic container i have for holding this gum i had, hit the floor, and i was so angry at my dad. but yeah after a few angry words were said, i picked her up and put her in "THE SUITCASE OF DOOOM! formerally known as the suitcase of death" and went to sleep, i had a weird dream, but am too lazy to type it.  ¶ 8:02 AM

  la la im going to see the resident evil movie now.. ::goes off::  ¶ 3:55 PM

  you know... i just fell into this sinkhole, and i cant get out, ive learnt something, i don't know how to be a friend, i just dont know, its like this, i have a few friends, which ive known for a few years, and i never talk, or talked to them, like talk talked, i just said random things, so i wouldnt have to talk about me, i hate me, my life is so screwed up, my mind is so screwed up, i doubt anyone really cares, about the only person i can talk to is my sister, and still, i wont say some things, things that i should be able to tell my best friend. im always in the background, im no one's "best" friend, im like the second, i love my friends very much, and they all mean a hell of a lot to me, because ive always been the loner ::sigh:: i donno, ::feels like writing an autobiography:: you know, i think im going to... beh ::goes off::  ¶ 2:58 PM

  ::hums:: ahh im really hot and icky feeling, ah i feel like should use the gallery that-uh www.xszaui.com gave me for drawing that oekaki i drew there, man, i feel so... not talented there though... ::goes to the novice board:: im at home now.. XD i don't know what to draw.. ::shrugs:: another frodo? doing what? i don't knoowww.... your love is like a roller coaster baby baby ::sings:: oh jeez.. lol... i donno... maybe i should draw amazon like broad with the blonde hair.. but.. bleh shes boring... see... i dont know what to upload there, since alot of the stuff i want to, is already on my side7 gallery... well.. i know that no one from there has BEEN to my side7 gallery.. beh, ::uploads an old oekaki she did::  ¶ 2:04 PM

  my baaabbeeee is shedding her skiiinn! its so cuuute! ijust was holding her and she started to kind of "headbutt" me, and so i went off, grabbed some big rocks that my mom had(to paint), washed them up for her, and filled the sink up with luke warm water to help loosen her skin a bit, and then put the rocks in her tank, and put her in, and shes all SHEDDING and its CUUTTEE ::goes back to watching:: its my first time seeing a snake shed..n__n;  ¶ 1:37 PM

  ::just woke up:: eh ::shifts weight:: we didnt goto chinese food, cuz my mom was really tired when she got home, i was really sick feeling at the time, and i was REALLY hungry, and i felt like puking, so i went to sleep, damn, im hearing things -_-; but yeah my mom brought me home tacobell.. and onion rings from harveys... ... and im hungry, im so hungry im sick to my stomach, and so i dont want to eat, cuz ill feel worse... ::shrugs and goes to warm her food up::  ¶ 3:12 AM

  ::points:: YOOOOOOOOOOOU!!!!!! uhm.. yeah.. im hungry.  ¶ 6:25 PM

  ahh ... sweet boredem... la la la alalal MY SONG IS COOL ... +_+ do you know the konami "doo doo doo doo doo doo doo, doo doo doo doo doo doo"? well i was playing mgs1 today and i wrote this song it goes like "PAL PAL PAL PAL PAL PAL PAL, KEY KEY KEY KEY KEY KEY... THAT WAS GOOD.. YEAH!" XDDDDDDDDDDD~ ...XD har har har HAR ::POINTS:: HAARRCCHHH ::pulls a vamp, in all his "harch"-ness::

  ¶ 6:23 PM

  ::isnt pissed off anymore:: i watched whose line, so like.. instant happy-ness XD but i just got major ass heartburn >,< im hungry... (still) lol..  ¶ 6:18 PM

  man, i don't know what to do with myself, if i lay down, i'll fall asleep, and my ass hurts from sitting here, i cant go in the living room to lay on the couch, my dad is folding laundry, which means the couch is covered with shit... gargle.. i don't know what in the hell to do.. ::goes to get a drink::  ¶ 4:51 PM

  crud.. im hungry... but im not.. but i am, and im tired.. im damned tired.. tired tired, yey, tired, i feel like drawing, but im afraid i'll fall asleep drawing.. so i wont  ¶ 4:49 PM

  you know what pisses me off, the fact that they call it st. paddy's day, URG that sounds SO QUEER! ST. PATRICK'S DAY, DAMMIT! NOT PADDY! WHAT THE IN THE IOWA IS THAT CRAAP ::is just pissed off at random things:: and yes, so i DID exagerate on the post below this, but i dont CARE... screw you  ¶ 4:44 PM

  man, my sister get so pissy when shes bored, she gets mad at me for making a mistake when im speaking, jeez, i called a broad named marilyn, carolyn, and the broad named carolyn, marilyn, and she got so angry with me, i mean what the hell? im fuckin' tired, ive been up since 11 last night.. jeez, and shes mad, cuz she wanted to goto the park and i didnt, well excuse me, i dont have a clean bra to wear, and i dont feel like going on the swings without one, god dammit, ::is instantly pissed:: jeez, she completly ruined my good mood, and you know what else? eariler she yelled at me for picking a dead scale thing off of my snake, while laying in her bed, jeez, she comes in my room and brushes her gay hair in my bed, gets it full of her LONG hair, and says that it was like that when she got there, pfft, what? that's MY long green hair now is it? funny, my hair hasnt been long, or green in months, and you know what ELSE shes does? she clips her nappy toenails in _MY_ bed! jesus, how yummy is that, to wake up with someone elses ripped off toenail beside you... mmm mmm just what i want when i wake up...  ¶ 4:39 PM

  ::burps:: mm... tastes like crappy-microwaved pizza... T_T; lol, we're going for chinese buffet tonight, which is good, since ever since i got that major headache ive been hungry, i think it might have to do with these 6 dollar a peice pills, i took ::counts:: three of them, ::shrugs:: not at the same time, my mom said they'd make me puke my guts out if i did... heh, i dont know what there were.. i think the name started with a p... it was a weird name, with lots of y's, you always gotta have lots of y's... XDD ah- i donno, im not in a bad mood, for once this week, jeez, my sister is complaining that she is bored.. and its only been like.. five days with no school or something, tod dammit (yes tod) and im been sitting around, at home since september... my brain is just rotting away, i dont even have anything decent to read, ::hugs her "frodo" edition of T.V. guide:: you will always be there for me though... ::wipes tear:: ... ::looks at her foot:: my foot looks really old... and crusty XD i have an old man foot.. for old men, i guess i should wear shoes outside... jeez, its like -10 out in the middle of the night and im creeping outside in my underwear (lol, okay my night-gown) to let the dog in; in my barefeet, i hate shoes, i only wear shoes when i absolutely HAVE to, and that goes for socks, and pants too... see.. today i beat metal gear solid.. (not 2, 1!!) for the say... fifty hundredth time... and then i just had this URGE to dra-- LIQUID! XDDD yes, i had the major urge to draw him.. and his.. sexy man shoulders XDDDDDD lol, yes i am aware that i'm an idiot, but shuttup, you'll ruin my fun..

today i was bored, so i was flicking channels and came across this oldschool movie from like the.. i donno the 70s and there was this skeleton in this rocking chair, then this woman screamed and some other stuff happened, then she looked at the chair and the skeleton was in the chair, and the chair was rocking, then the skeleton dissapeared and the chair was still rocking, then it went to a scene with this guy and he was putting a gun into another(passed out/dead) guy's hand, and started pouring gas/carosene on and around the car, which the skeleton was sitting in, and okay, so i have no idea what movie it was, or what it was about (it was on channel 40.. i think that's the history channel or something stupid like that) but from what _I_ watched of it, i figure that this was a magical skeleton, whose only reason to live was to come back , and that's all its life was.. coming back, lol, theeen, i flicked, watched some of martha stuart ::GASP:: she was making lasana with some.. man, who she OBVIOUSLY had a relationship with, just like Jean-George, and then that got boring, so i looked for that movie again, but it wasnt on anymore, then i found a biography on KISS, so we watched the end of that... lol, it was cool... man that says something about my life, when i talk about what i watched on tv... and one of the things was something about KISS... on monday, my snake gets to eat another mouse.. woo, my dad/brother want to see her eat this time.. my snake is such a sweety, i dont know what to name her, britt keeps telling me to name HER agent smith -_-; lol, i would if she was a he, but shes not, so i wont, even though she has no ears, but yeah.. uh.. i donno, i wanna buy her some special fake plants, and some rocks, and stuff so she can have this nifty home, i have thirty bucks to my name... so i don't know.. i think i might save this money for ... something.. like.. uh.. i donno... this post must be getting terribly annoying... mustnt follow in the footsteps of the skeleton, mustnt come back...  ¶ 4:08 PM

  see, my headache was gone for the most part of last night, and earlier today, but guessfuckingwhat? its back, well its not that bad yet, so i just took a gel-caplet thingy that seemed to work... maybe i should take another... ::shrugs::  ¶ 11:36 AM

  (warning incoming bitch)
god fucking dammit, this headache i SWEAR TO GOD ITS MAKING ME MENTAL! and my one PARENT (i.e. my DAD) is watching MAURY, and my door is shut, but its like all i hear is SCREECH SCREECH BEEEP BEEP YELL SCREAM BEEP and i swear if i hear another beep, im going to rip my throat out, this fucking headache is really fucking getting to me, im so pissed off, im so FUCKING ANGRY I JUST WANT TO SMASH SOMEONE'S FACE IN, and everything and EVERYONE is driving me mental, and where the fuck is lisa? i havent talked to her in ages, im sick and tired of sitting here, im SICK of WRITING in this so called "journal" of mine, where i just RAMBLE about fucking NOTHING because i don't want to offend people, see back in the day, before all this crap, i wouldve written whatever the FUCK i wanted in here, but not any fucking more, and whats WORSE is i have NO ONE i can talk to, NO ONE at all, people just FUCKING use me, that's all i see it as, they fucking USE ME, they unload their SHIT on me, and bring ME down with burdens which shouldnt be MINE to fucking bear! like what the fuck?! its become so bad, that i cant even TALK to anyone anymore, i just spout inpersonal BABBLE so i dont have to put up with it, i TRY so fucking hard to be nice, I FUCKING TRY but when someone is talking with me, or more like TELLING me their shit where i cant get a word in edge-wise, its liek blahblahblah i hate this i hate that blahblah well fuck, so do i! so lets stop WHINING about it, and just deal, see i don't fucking PRATICE what i preach, but fuck you, im fucking angry.. god dammit, im sick of being fucking sick, i have headaches all the fucking time, im FUCKING SICK OF it, i know its probably because i have high blood pressure, but i dont FUCKING CARE, i don't take care of myself, because i hate myself, i hate who i am, how i look, how i act, everything, now im getting into my SELFPITY part, ahh fuck, my head hurts, i dont even know what im fucking talking about, im fucking really fucking tired, and its fucking hot in here, its so... hot, sorry in advance to those who i might've offended with this post.
(/bitch)  ¶ 9:51 AM

  bleh bleh, ::turns the brightness and the contrast on her moniter down:: now i can at least look at the screen without squinting from the overall brightness of everything, yeh idonno, i smell.. lol, i /need/ to have a shower, but i have such a headache i just want to curl up and sleep, but i tried, and i can't.. >,< hefehfehfehfeh KAY I PUSHED CAPS LOCKS ahem i forgot to post this.. but dammit i can read some of the stuff on my computer cuz the contrast and everything is turned down.... so i have to guess..  ¶ 12:38 AM

  beh ::was going to draw and colour some stuff but got lazy::   ¶ 10:24 PM

  I HAVE A NEW LOVE! Open Canvas... ::hugs open canvas:: its so cool.. ::drinks the last of her dr pepper:: dammit, this headache is driving me up the wall.. beh my internet is being really choppy and messed up.. ::goes to upload something to her side7 gallery::   ¶ 9:56 PM

  i still have that fuckin' headache,and its REALLY STARTING TO FUCKING PISS ME OFF! bleh, i donno, i think im hungry, but.. i dont even know, oh the wonders of being really fucked up.. ::is ever-so angry:: man, im really boring... im hungry... lol, my blog is so usless, i always ramble about NOTHING, food, or being angry... ::shrugs::   ¶ 9:51 PM

  urrg i have SUUUUUCH a HEAADACHE!! ive had this headache since yesterday, you know who i want to be like? a shoe. or a boot, yeah a boot, hail to thine bootith... or something, my snaaake is gonna shed soon!! ::gasp:: her eyes have gone all hazy and blue, and her skin's all dull, which meaaans shes gonna shed, which ALSO means i gotta get some rocks and stuff to put in her tank so she'll have something to rub against, dammit, i gotta piss.. ::takes off to the cannage::  ¶ 12:51 AM

  you suck ::dundun:: you suck ::hums:: uhh... ::shifty eyes::   ¶ 9:23 PM

  ::looks at the post below this:: uh huh.. my sister was on my computer.... ::chewing really gross tasting gum:: ew ::spits it out onto the desk:: sick. lol. uhm.. i donno, CHRISTOPHER LEE! XD i saw the trailer to star wars ep. 2 attack o' the clones, and i really only watched it for CHRISTOPHER LEE.. lol he was there, ::goes on about CHRISTOPHER LEE:: i want brownies, go away... i got to the level with the lava in wizards and warriors 2 ::GASP:: then i closed it, but i wrote downthe code so i can start there again, but YEAAAHHH i LOVE that game! I LOVE THE MUSIC IN THE GAME! ITS SOOOOO GOOD! :gargle: okay.. im going to fetch me some brownies, reallly now, go away.  ¶ 7:38 PM

  The Theif
There once was a man named Mario Brothers. He lived in Schietchenburg. He would always go the the store and steal a bat mobile. He enjoyed doing this so much because the retarded storekeeper Gimli Son Of Glion Gloin would not notice the big supper mac & cheese ultra shuffle triple triple tim hortans coffee w/ white milk in the head. This really distressed the storekeeper because he lost so much money from Mario's antics.

One day Gimli Son Of Glion decided that he must do something about Mario or else the store would loose all of it's money. So an assassin named the BATMAN pope was hired to kill Mario. the BATMAN was very good at snipering people and was told to wait in a building near the store and wait for Mario. About half an hour later Mario showed up carying a the bat mobile\'s car lighter and a de-boned lamb in his hand. He aimed his laser sniper rifle and accidently shot some poor old lady in the head and she fell over and a bat mobile fell over and smacked her in the head. the BATMAN tried to sniper Mario again. He missed and the laser hit some mirror, bounced off and went right through Mario's de-boned lamb. Mario looked up and saw the BATMAN and quickly ran into shelter.

the BATMAN got angry because he failed so he quit his job and made the storekeeper pay him anyways. Mario came in while the BATMAN was just leaving. Mario gave Gimli Son Of Glion another big supper mac & cheese ultra shuffle triple triple tim hortans coffee w/ white milk in the head and stole another bat mobile. After the store keeper got up off his feet he thought about setting some traps for Mario. The next day Mario came into the store eating de-boned lamb. He was just about to big supper mac & cheese ultra shuffle triple triple tim hortans coffee w/ white milk Gimli Son Of Glion but a button was pressed and a cage landed down on Mario and he was trapped. Mario banged on the bars for a while. Gimli Son Of Glion picked up the phone and called the Schietchenburg police. All of a sudden Mario pulled out a the bat mobile\'s car lighter and used to to break free and then he quickly ran away to hide from the cops.

Mario sucsessfully got away from the Schietchenburg police. He stopped for a while to catch his breath and when night fell on Schietchenburg he went to party city to buy a disguise. The store was closed so he broke in using a the bat mobile\'s car lighter. the bat mobile\'s car lighter was nice and easy to use, so Mario had no problems getting inside. There was this clown costume in one of the displays. It had bright rainbows painted on. He thought that it would be very easy to steal a bat mobile with it. He put it on and looked into a mirror. He looked a little like Gimli Son Of Glion except he was funny.

Moring rose in the city of Schietchenburg. Birds were chirping, kids were playing with a bat mobile and parents were watching a goofy looking clown take a dump in some bushes and then using a bat mobile to wipe his bum. While he was doing this the parents kissed each others wives and husbands, got undressed and ran around putting a bat mobile into each others anuses. Mario thought this was pretty sick so he got the heck out of there. Mario ran away crying until he got near his favorite Schietchenburg variety store. He walked inside, gave Gimli Son Of Glion Gloin a big supper mac & cheese ultra shuffle triple triple tim hortans coffee w/ white milk in the head. Grabbed a bat mobile and ran like hell. A Police officer ran in, hit him in the head really hard with a the bat mobile\'s car lighter knocking him out.

Later that day Mario woke up in a jail cell next to a guy named Bubba. Bubba had with him a bat mobile and was caressing it in his hand while he rambled on about Mario being his bitch. The End.

this is what brittany had, and she (mE!) posted it cuz im typing for d! the end  ¶ 6:07 AM

  im bored... bleh.. i was playing iron sword (wizards and warriors 2 for the old NES) on my computer.. its so much harder using the keyboard, jeez, im only inthe third world (the jungle one) bleh, i cant even remember where the golden-fly thing is.. and i used my last key up ::gargle:: stupid me, im so stupid.  ¶ 3:20 AM

 


All ducks aren't sweet and innocent and you prove that. You have a nasty streak.

Find your inner rubber ducky.

XDD  ¶ 11:46 PM

 

I'm Nelson, who are you? by Lexi

XD  ¶ 11:20 PM

  The Theif
There once was a man named Hugo (the sex god) Weaving. He lived in dongsville, town of dongs.. He would always go the the store and steal a Humping Arrow. He enjoyed doing this so much because the retarded storekeeper GOD Thereisnomeatinmymeatpie would not notice the very fast oh god no punching the crotch of men in the head. This really distressed the storekeeper because he lost so much money from Hugo's antics.

One day GOD decided that he must do something about Hugo or else the store would loose all of it's money. So an assassin named HOTANDJUICY PICKLE::winkwink:: was hired to kill Hugo. HOTANDJUICY was very good at snipering people and was told to wait in a building near the store and wait for Hugo. About half an hour later Hugo showed up carying a Poking Stick and a half eaten rotten burger (that was found on the car floor) in his hand. He aimed his laser sniper rifle and accidently shot some poor old lady in the head and she fell over and a Humping Arrow fell over and smacked her in the head. HOTANDJUICY tried to sniper Hugo again. He missed and the laser hit some mirror, bounced off and went right through Hugo's half eaten rotten burger (that was found on the car floor). Hugo looked up and saw HOTANDJUICY and quickly ran into shelter.

HOTANDJUICY got angry because he failed so he quit his job and made the storekeeper pay him anyways. Hugo came in while HOTANDJUICY was just leaving. Hugo gave GOD another very fast oh god no punching the crotch of men in the head and stole another Humping Arrow. After the store keeper got up off his feet he thought about setting some traps for Hugo. The next day Hugo came into the store eating half eaten rotten burger (that was found on the car floor). He was just about to very fast oh god no punching the crotch of men GOD but a button was pressed and a cage landed down on Hugo and he was trapped. Hugo banged on the bars for a while. GOD picked up the phone and called the dongsville, town of dongs. police. All of a sudden Hugo pulled out a Poking Stick and used to to break free and then he quickly ran away to hide from the cops.

Hugo sucsessfully got away from the dongsville, town of dongs. police. He stopped for a while to catch his breath and when night fell on dongsville, town of dongs. he went to party city to buy a disguise. The store was closed so he broke in using a Poking Stick. Poking Stick was nice and easy to use, so Hugo had no problems getting inside. There was this clown costume in one of the displays. It had bright rainbows painted on. He thought that it would be very easy to steal a Humping Arrow with it. He put it on and looked into a mirror. He looked a little like GOD except he was funny.

Moring rose in the city of dongsville, town of dongs.. Birds were chirping, kids were playing with a Humping Arrow and parents were watching a goofy looking clown take a dump in some bushes and then using a Humping Arrow to wipe his bum. While he was doing this the parents kissed each others wives and husbands, got undressed and ran around putting a Humping Arrow into each others anuses. Hugo thought this was pretty sick so he got the heck out of there. Hugo ran away crying until he got near his favorite dongsville, town of dongs. variety store. He walked inside, gave GOD Thereisnomeatinmymeatpie a very fast oh god no punching the crotch of men in the head. Grabbed a Humping Arrow and ran like hell. A Police officer ran in, hit him in the head really hard with a Poking Stick knocking him out.

Later that day Hugo woke up in a jail cell next to a guy named Bubba. Bubba had with him a Humping Arrow and was caressing it in his hand while he rambled on about Hugo being his bitch. The End.

(you can too here)  ¶ 10:59 PM

  ::closes the center tag in the post below the post below this:: what the HELL is going ON with BLOGGER?!?!  ¶ 7:29 PM

 
BEHOLD! ARROW HUMPING THE NINTENDO OF DOOM!!!  ¶ 6:05 PM

 
Victim was chained to you, then were slowly crushed as the handle was turned. Smaller versions of you held only the victim's head. Oww. You're a real pain to be around when you're angry, but you could force a confession out of the most stubborn.

What torture would you be?

ha ha ha! showed you... huh? i don't know PACK~AGE! ::laughs::  ¶ 3:28 PM